50 Things Girls should Know about Guys, i found this interesting Options

[timeflies51]

One of my friends sent this to me, and I posted it on my xanga. The guys that saw it said that most of them are very true.



50 Things Girls should Know about Guys:



1. Guys hate sluts.

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" - two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never
mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if 1 guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

[B1gBrother]

I read this same list on Myspace a few days ago. I disagree with a lot of it.

50 Things Women Got Wrong About Men

1. Guys hate sluts. Absolutely not. Most of us love it when a girl acts and dresses slutty. It means she'll put out later that night. A slut is not to be confused with a bitch, however.
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" We say that, if at all, so we don't scare you off by asking you what we really want to right off the bat, "Hey, I wanna come over and visit between your sheets. :-D"
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. Shyeah right. Maybe if she gave the guy a good time. We've got better things to worry about, like what needs to be done at work tomorrow.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. This one gets a big thumbs down. We don't usually read instructions, so why do this?
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. True, but for completely different reasons than you want to believe...
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. The dumb guys will do anything and has to work hard at it, while the real guys know they should just kick back with their buddies and wait for the girl to come up to him. That puts him in control of the conversation.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Absolutely. We don't give a shit about any past relationships and we typically don't want to listen to your stories. Unless the ex might decide to come after the new guy with a knife, that's about the only time we would give a shit. A "rebound relationship" is just fine, but both parties need to know it's just a rebound.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. Yeah, the clingy and un-self-assured kind do this. You can go ahead and talk to other guys, cuz we'll be talking to and banging other chicks.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. With a good blowjob. The 10-15 minutes of silence is reminder enough that you love him.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. Right. See ..7.
11. Guys get jealous easily. No, only when you give us a reason to be. Like sleeping with another guy in your boyfriend's bed!
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. We hide our emotions for a reason. Regular men are kinda like Vulcans - we suppress and control our emotions because it is advantageous to do so. Women don't have any control like that.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out. It's bad enough you women can't fuggin tell us right out when we do something wrong. You pull crap like this and we don't know what to think anymore.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. Because most of us know that a woman has decided inside the first 5 minutes of meeting a guy whether or not she'll ever sleep with him. A man has to do everything he can not to screw that up if she has decided that she may sleep with him.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway. Come on, we let you wrap yourselves around our penises and our wallets. Isn't that enough?
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses. No. No. No! Vaginas are a guy's weakness. The rest of you is just part of the packaging.
17. Guys are very open about themselves. Hell no! We don't need to give you any extra information to slap us with in a future argument!
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long. Hey, it takes two to tango. Women will give it up to a perfect stranger just as easily as a guy will. Trust, or lack thereof, is and never will be never an issue. Period.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you, may end up being admired by your boyfriend. Yeah, because if Girl Numbr 1 doesn't put out, Girl Number 2 probably will!
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. Yeah, in the oh-so-rare opportunity you give us to actually get a word in edgewise. Most women never fugging shut up about the office politics, work gossip, "she's a whore" gossip, etc. We don't f**kin care about your day. Our day sucked too!
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. We tease women to lower their self esteem just a little bit more so they'll have sex even with us.
22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships. We'll love you right up to the second you stop giving us sex. That part about us respecting you if you don't put out? It's a big lie.
23. Guys will brag about anything. Well, duh! What friggin rock did you just crawl out of?
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you. Beautiful? Puh-lease. If we use beautiful, it'll be part of a back-handed compliment.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant. We HAVE to think way too much because none of us ever f**kin understand what you really mean! When a guy says something, it has one meaning, sometimes 2. When a woman says it, it takes a whole volume of an encyclopedia to cover the possible meanings.
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused. See Number 25. Girl-speak is such a bizarre subsect of English that few women, let alone any man, will ever understand it.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships. The only guys who would ever -want- to write a relationship book should be gay, first of all. The venerable Dr. John Gray is also not a real man. The author of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus is an outright fraud and none of his "degrees" are real. His books try to sell us on the idea that "respecting your wife and telling her you love her" is a brand new concept! Fro crap's sake, don't believe any relationship books.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible. Yes! Jesus tapdancing Christ, yes! Just tell us exactly what you mean in plain English, woman!!
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up. If he's never been hurt, I'd tell that guy to buy me a dozen Lottery tickets. He's the luckiest bastard on Earth. Almost every single man has had some bitch drive the knife through his heart at one point.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl. Only because he's trying to figure out if that stupid thing screwed up his chances of getting P**sy from her.
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key. Personality is for fat girls! If she's hot, she doesn't need any personality, end of story.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience. Shit, no wonder women complain about the lack of "good men" these days. All they read are those awful romance novels with the most absolutely perfect male characters. It's setting you up for a lifetime of disappointment. Get out of your damn fairy princess castles.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped. This makes 2 correct statements so far, out of 33. P**sy-whipped is indeed a sad state to be in.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside. No, it probably means he's had some drinks or a joint and he's actually calm for once.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that. A man means just about everything he says. Except for "I Love You" when our pants are down. That's the only thing we don't really mean.
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." Hell no! We need time away from the constant mindless drivel that spews out of your mouths.
37. Guys don't really have final decisions. Every decision is final. We're not picking out our damn wardrobes here, men really do have to make real decisions at some point.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up. This makes 4 correct statements. You're getting a little better!
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you. Duh! You do not have any f**kin "guy friends," you only have guys who want to get into your panties. Gay friends are not guy friends. If you flat out ask the guy friend if he ever thought about having sex with you, and he says "No," then he is lying to your damn face.
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something. He's thinking how you'd look naked on his sheets, and then in his boxers later that night.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness. We like both! Women, for crap's sake, stop cutting your hair short! Stop dressing like boys! We do not need any more butch women, and we certainly don't need you pretending to be one of the guys.
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do. In the times that might be the case, the guy's already a P**sy. You don't need to rub it in for him.
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes. Well no shit, like we really need to go around with our personal problems as obvious as a pair of Double-D tits on our chest.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily. Intimidated, no. Annoyed, very much so.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much. Yes!! Yes!! Except for tits. More of that should be shown.
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. No. Just.... no. Girls talk more in an hour than guys do in a day.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more. You really need to be told something like this?
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them. You were doing good right up to the "drawn to them" part. We stay away from strange, confusing, unpredictable girls. Crazy girls may be great in bed, but we avoid you the rest of the time.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day. Hell no! Hell friggin no! Our testicles are worth far far more than that.
50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it. With enough money, any kind of problem can be solved. If we need help, we hire a professional or read the manual.