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 Aug 16 2005, 03:15 AM
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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" |
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Aug 16 2005, 05:22 PM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
haha. poor bear.
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ApocalypseAelis catch that rabbit! Aug 16 2005, 03:15 AM
Olive RE: catch that rabbit! Aug 16 2005, 03:18 AM Spirited Away Hahaha, that's great. I like how the LAPD does... Aug 16 2005, 11:44 AM boobooxpp AHAHAHAHHA that was hilarious. Aug 16 2005, 01:12 PM aera hahaha Aug 16 2005, 05:02 PM elmogurly lol, clever. =) Aug 17 2005, 10:29 PM bloggle wow i was dying in my chair...that was hilarious..... Aug 17 2005, 10:55 PM kpx_danny hahhaa lol . its sad tho becuz something like dat ... Aug 24 2005, 10:17 PM
audory hahaha. i like how the CIA did it.
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