three funny songs Options

[ryfitaDF]

the first song is a ska song about a strict christian father find out he's gay because his son showed him his true feelings toward men. the second is a disco/hip hop thing just for fun. the last is a country western song about my foreskin. none of these are meant to be taken seriously, so if you're offended at all, you're lame.

DADDY DON’T KNOW ME
I like barbies
Dad likes baseball
You don’t know my name
I like fashion
Dad likes “the passion”
And hates me cause I’m gay
Daddy don’t know me
But he did blow me
He shot it like coby
Right into my butt
And then he got shaq
To do the attack
He got me in the back
I hear he likes to dunk

SCARED TO DANCE
Boys and girls, it’s time to get down
Move your body to the awesome sound
Of three white boys on the dance floor
We call our style fairycore
I don’t have any friends named corey
I like my horror movies gorey
I don’t know why all the girls adore us
Now bust some heads to the punk rock chorus

Why don’t you jump out yo f**kin seat?
Cause I’m scared to dance!
Why don’t you jump out yo f**kin seat?
Cause I’m scared to dance!
Why don’t you jump out yo f**kin seat?
Cause I’m scared to dance!
Why don’t you jump out yo f**kin seat?
Cause I’m scared to dance!

Time has come for a groovy tune
I watch underdog in the afternoon
My mom told me to clean my room
So I grabbed the dustpan and the broom
The fleas were leapin, you know I was sweepin
The ceiling was leakin, the floorboards were creepin
I cleared the floor from my dirty pants
Turned on the radio and started to dance!

Why don’t you jump out yo f**kin seat?
Cause I’m scared to dance!
Why don’t you jump out yo f**kin seat?
Cause I’m scared to dance!
Why don’t you jump out yo f**kin seat?
Cause I’m scared to dance!
Why don’t you jump out yo f**kin seat?
Cause I’m scared to dance!

NOT LIKE ME
Well one day were in jeff’s swimming pool
I thought I’d make john look a fool
So as he stood on the side I pulled down his trunks
Saw his weiner and said “what the f**k?”
It looked so weird, lit freaked me out
It looked just like an ant-eater’s snout
I thought to myself “how does he pee?
Why is john so different from me?”

Well I looked at chris, with a twinkle in his eye
And said “when I was a baby I wasn’t circumsized
Cause my mother thought it was unnecescesary
She said I’ll thank her when I get married”
It has many benefits. Jacking off is a snap!
I don’t need lubricant with my penis flap
Just get hard and let my hand do the deed
It also helps me aim my pee

Maybe if he could he would
Chop off his ol penis hood
And make his little weiner look like mine
Maybe if he’s right he might
Chop his foreskin off tonight
And make his little weiner look like mine


hahahaha. aaaaaaaaah. those bandmates of mine.

[inthemudhole]

EDIT: Sorry for the double post. ._.
*kicks computer*