teachers, post about the worst teacher u ever had! Options

[jenjan579]

i hated my grade 3 teacher...hahahaa.. she's nice now..but b4, she always sent home notes about me being and in class and stuff..she was like the devil..everyone was scared of her haha....

my worst teacher.......i have her right now...my chinese teacher
Ms. Smith
Gabrielino High School
626 LA California

look! i even wrote a poem and a rap song bout her

Poem
smith is a white name.
you thought you got a fame.
of wut?
a piece of slut?
you GOT no fame,
all you brought us was shame.
You drugged up looper,
You so ugly you cant even be a hooker.
Smith you bore my class,
Your face broke the glass.
You stupid ass.
All I hear you saying,
is always been the same thing.
"You know what?"
"You know what?"
GO LICK MUD!
Old bitch,
you cant even teach.
I bet even I can teach better,
Cuz you cant even spell out a letter.
Whats that you've been to college?
Oh please, you don't even have enough knowledge.
We all hate you so much we want you to die,
we wanna kill you with all of our might.
What a great sight.
Seeing your dead body,
we'll go off and party.



Rap
[Intro]
yo chinese children,
watch it cuz imma blend
imma bust my flow,
so here it goes..

[Smith]
im your evil teacher at GHS
come to my class
help me clean up my mess
do my chores
clean my doors
after your done
we'll have fun some fun
take a bite at my dumpling
then we can write pinyin

[Smith Chorus]
yo
my name is smith
come, im ur bitch
i'll call you master
watch me flip
push me and i'll trip
then slip
if i dont do a good job
go ahead and do your WHIP, WHIP, WHIP

[Smith]
im too old for all this shit
but yet i still walk a bit
im walking like an old wrinkly rat
man, at this speed imma really loose some fat
im too old now, i beg on my bed
for god everyday
'oh please god, please please god,
wont you just give me one chance to suck a cock?
i know im not gonna live long
but god, you gotta know how much i luv mr. fong
please god, before i die
i wouldnt want to live with a sigh
all i want is to suck a dick
even if its only a small little stick'

[Smith Chorus]
yo
my name is smith
come, im ur bitch
i'll call you master
watch me flip
push me and i'll trip
then slip
if i dont do a good job
go ahead and do your WHIP, WHIP, WHIP

[Smith]
you wonder wut i do at home
i go out dressin like a hooker at night in the gloom
but what i hate bout this
is that nobody wants this miss
one time i tried givin it free
then this lil boy came and saw me
i walked up to him and told em i dont want money
he saw my face and climbed up to a tree
i followed the child
all i wanted to see was a smile
but guess what? he leaped
i chased after..he flee
later few years i was hired by dr. murphy
he came to me, and asked me if i knew chinese
and now i teach
but kids told me i had to use some bleach
cuz i was durty
i was smelly
my hair was curly
and my face looked f**king ugly
but i dont really give a fudge
even though i look like a duck
ever heard of ugly duckling?
well thats wuts gonna happen to me if i eat my dumplings
but nobodys eatin them
i wonder why
maybe cuz the waters dirty just like my wife
ops did i say my wife? no i ment my husband
hes this one junior who looks like a freshman
my favorite student, named steven