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Little Jonny Learn The Whole Truth, This one is cute!
Purplefender86
post Aug 13 2005, 12:15 AM
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At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother. He says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your daddy a great big hug!"
 
 
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post Aug 13 2005, 01:19 PM
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haha.
 

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Purplefender86   Little Jonny Learn The Whole Truth   Aug 13 2005, 12:15 AM
elmogurly   lol, the truth can go a long way   Aug 13 2005, 01:13 PM
r05esarred   haha.   Aug 13 2005, 01:19 PM
anqie   LMAO. ow.   Aug 13 2005, 01:42 PM
hall0w   lol the mailman is his dad?   Aug 14 2005, 11:12 AM
alli   funny.but why is there so many jokes about mailmen...   Aug 14 2005, 09:02 PM
i heart john   ^ Because housewives get lonely, and that's th...   Aug 15 2005, 10:14 AM
mipadi   QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Aug 15 2005, 11:14...   Aug 15 2005, 10:38 AM
danielle_x3   roflllll awww that's funny but cute   Aug 15 2005, 10:16 AM
iNyCxShoRT   haha so i guess he doesn't get another 5 bucks...   Aug 16 2005, 07:22 PM
Midnight Faerie   XD rofl. So many mailman jokes... but they always ...   Aug 16 2005, 08:56 PM
gotahemmi55   lol, i like this one   Aug 16 2005, 11:54 PM
icy_wonderland   lol thats so cute!   Aug 17 2005, 01:09 AM
iced__cappucino   lmao whoaaa   Aug 21 2005, 11:43 PM
jnukes   wow. hahaha .   Aug 22 2005, 02:32 AM
islandkiss   :O   Aug 23 2005, 08:04 PM
xxaznxgurlxx   lool..this one is cute.   Aug 24 2005, 04:40 PM


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