background image mapping Options

[CtrlAltDeceit]

I've been trying the image mapping codes I've found on the various repetitive threads in here but they all only seem to work in regard to getting a header image with mapping..

How would I go about applying this code...

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to alter the background so that the text in the background [here] is mapped accordingly?

Sorry if I'm wasting anyones time by posting this. You think I'd learn..

Lab-Rat springs to mind

[CtrlAltDeceit]

Haha I didn't even notice. Read it as 'run' somehow.. Anyways don't rush yourself. My life nor anyone elses depends on this being worked out post haste! I'm grateful for the help so take aslong as you want.

Dave