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Bad Johnny!
gotahemmi55
post Aug 8 2005, 10:19 PM
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It was the 1st day of of 1st grade for Little Johny and he was really excited.
In class his teacher said: "Now that we're all grown-up we aren't going to use little
baby talk anymore. Instead we're going to use "Grown-up" words! Now who would
like to start by telling about their summer? A girl named Suzie was waving her hand
so the teacher called on her. Shesaid : "This summer I rode a choo-choo! "The
teacher said "No.. we don't say choo-choo, say "train" Remember to use
Grown-Up Words.? Now who's next? Little Johny was called on and he replyed
"This summer I saw Winnie the Shit!"
 
 
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charanjust4yu
post Aug 11 2005, 12:23 AM
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i didn't find it amusing for some reason huh....
 

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gotahemmi55   Bad Johnny!   Aug 8 2005, 10:19 PM
CarbiNe   lolz johnny is too cool   Aug 8 2005, 10:29 PM
EXPLO5ION   I saw that coming, made me smile though.   Aug 8 2005, 10:33 PM
anqie   Lol that's cute. i love little johnny jokes. e...   Aug 8 2005, 10:36 PM
gotahemmi55   bumpity bump bump   Aug 10 2005, 08:42 PM
hall0w   LOL johnny;s my hero   Aug 10 2005, 11:39 PM
charanjust4yu   i didn't find it amusing for some reason huh.....   Aug 11 2005, 12:23 AM
Purplefender86   LOL I like that one. I don't like winnie the p...   Aug 11 2005, 01:23 PM


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