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 Aug 6 2005, 01:18 AM
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A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I
want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damnit. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank." The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank, okay?" "I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?" |
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Aug 9 2005, 02:58 AM
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 n3wbie Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,877 |
JERK ALERT. ahha^x2 Agreed.
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gotahemmi55 damn checking account Aug 6 2005, 01:18 AM
RED_RUM lol sneaky little manager.. that was funny but not... Aug 6 2005, 01:31 AM elmogurly that guy's a jerk. boo Aug 6 2005, 05:56 AM CarbiNe haha bank manager is slick Aug 8 2005, 10:56 PM mizz_americaz where have i heard that before
chappelle show?
hah... Aug 10 2005, 05:14 PM charanjust4yu the client is mean Aug 11 2005, 01:28 AM
Purplefender86 I didn't like that one as much. Your other juk... Aug 11 2005, 01:17 PM |
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