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 Aug 5 2005, 01:25 AM
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Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find
that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis......fifty times" |
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Aug 8 2005, 10:51 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
lmao. that'd take forever.
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gotahemmi55 2 Deaf Lovers Aug 5 2005, 01:25 AM
mizz_americaz lmao
pshh the damn guy is using her
but its all g... Aug 5 2005, 01:28 AM jnukes hahhaha .. smaaaaarrrrrrttt .. Aug 5 2005, 11:56 AM blkpride hahaha...smart deaf guy. Aug 7 2005, 03:23 PM Paradox of Life Ew XD Aug 7 2005, 03:24 PM beautifuls0ul_x3 I gotta give that guy some credit, he's pretty... Aug 7 2005, 03:38 PM nerdxcore haha Aug 7 2005, 09:14 PM Spiritual Winged Aura Sick. haha. Aug 7 2005, 09:54 PM icy_wonderland haha thats disgusting. lol Aug 8 2005, 04:29 AM CarbiNe haah hes so smart Aug 8 2005, 10:41 PM XtasyHigh QUOTElmao. that'd take forever.
lol well that... Aug 10 2005, 07:19 PM charanjust4yu oh my Aug 11 2005, 01:02 AM Purplefender86 Gosh these seem kind of sexist. But they are hilla... Aug 11 2005, 01:09 PM hall0w lmao Aug 14 2005, 04:58 PM aera naughty naughty Aug 16 2005, 05:37 PM XDrayne hoW NAUGHTTYY ;p Aug 16 2005, 05:42 PM
osidepinay33 haha how funny Aug 16 2005, 05:46 PM |
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