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 Aug 6 2005, 02:32 AM
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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!" |
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Aug 6 2005, 08:30 PM
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haha that made me smile
blond jokes are the best and evryone knows it  
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Aug 8 2005, 10:51 PM
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QUOTE(DullStringedGuitar @ Aug 6 2005, 8:30 PM) haha that made me smile blond jokes are the best and evryone knows it  definitely |
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gotahemmi55 Alligator shoes Aug 6 2005, 02:32 AM
elmogurly LOL! that's funny, mean though. Aug 6 2005, 05:50 AM RED_RUM lma thats a good one Aug 6 2005, 04:24 PM blkpride hahahahahahaha!!! that was funny. ahhh... Aug 6 2005, 07:20 PM
XtasyHigh I still can't believe she managed to kill all ... Aug 10 2005, 07:34 PM charanjust4yu wut a psycho Aug 11 2005, 01:01 AM Purplefender86 That's cute. Aug 11 2005, 01:34 PM hall0w LOL thats soooo funny Aug 14 2005, 05:03 PM GetMiNE_GetY0URS lol that's cute Aug 14 2005, 07:12 PM XDrayne LOLL LMAOOOO ;p!! Aug 16 2005, 05:49 PM xchrystizzle lmao what an idiot Aug 17 2005, 11:54 PM SkaironFrenzy haha.. typical blondey joke Aug 18 2005, 12:03 AM islandkiss rofl ! That made me laugh Aug 20 2005, 07:49 PM
pyrochick19770 HaHa that's funny.
Poor alligators.
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