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 Aug 6 2005, 02:26 AM
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A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the
yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five bucks you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later, the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five bucks." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma." |
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Aug 8 2005, 10:36 PM
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haha horny grandparents
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gotahemmi55 A Boy and his Grandpa Aug 6 2005, 02:26 AM
its_annah O_O
AHAHHAHAHA. That's really funny. Aug 6 2005, 02:31 AM lbjshaq2345 lol you're really active in humor ware you get... Aug 6 2005, 02:50 AM elmogurly lol, i saw that one coming. nasty Aug 6 2005, 05:49 AM Olive BAAHAha Aug 6 2005, 05:56 AM Shortiiex woah.....ew... Aug 6 2005, 02:10 PM RED_RUM lol that was weird.. spraying a little wormy Aug 6 2005, 04:21 PM blkpride HAHAHAHA!!! That's sick, but funny... Aug 7 2005, 03:17 PM aforce65 Haha that's great, I knew something like that ... Aug 8 2005, 08:13 AM anqie lmao. disgusting. Aug 8 2005, 10:41 PM charanjust4yu eeeeeeeeeeeew ... ewwwwwwwwwwww Aug 11 2005, 01:46 AM Purplefender86 HAHA! That's cute but kind of groos! Aug 11 2005, 01:19 PM DUMBO LOL Aug 12 2005, 09:32 PM hall0w he sprayed his stick with the spray?? to shove it... Aug 14 2005, 11:25 AM Paradox of Life Lmao. What a silly joke. Aug 14 2005, 11:28 AM i heart john Errr. Lol. o_0 Aug 14 2005, 11:29 AM
o0olaalaa hahaha Aug 14 2005, 11:55 AM |
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