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 Aug 6 2005, 02:24 AM
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Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter
met them there. St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big, what kind of car you get will depend on your answer." The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy, "How long were you married?" The first guy says, "24 years." "Did you ever cheat on your wife?", Peter asked. The guy said, "Yeah, 7 times...but you said I was forgiven." Peter said, "yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to drive." The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter. The second guy said, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out good." Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that, here's a Lincoln." The 3rd guy walked up and said, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!" Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Ferrari!" A few days later, the 2 guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the guy with the Ferrari crying on the golden sidewalk. When they asked the guy with the Ferrari what was wrong, he said, "I just saw my wife, she was on a skateboard!" |
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Aug 7 2005, 03:18 PM
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lol. that's sad, but his pity makes me laugh harder.
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gotahemmi55 Cars in Heaven Aug 6 2005, 02:24 AM
elmogurly awww. poor guy. Aug 6 2005, 05:53 AM RED_RUM aww poor guy that wife must cheated bunches of tim... Aug 6 2005, 04:23 PM i heart john Bwhahahahha. Aug 6 2005, 08:43 PM Chii i know it's meant to be funny but if that was ... Aug 6 2005, 09:34 PM lbjshaq2345 where did the jaguar come from? Aug 7 2005, 03:47 AM talsness23 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. poor fella Aug 7 2005, 03:49 AM gotahemmi55 my bad, i fixed it to the real car, I guess I had ... Aug 7 2005, 04:57 AM CarbiNe aww poor guy Aug 8 2005, 10:45 PM XtasyHigh that's sad. Aug 10 2005, 07:44 PM charanjust4yu ooooo that sucks he shoulda slapped her.. thats wh... Aug 11 2005, 12:56 AM Purplefender86 That's not very nice. Aug 11 2005, 01:07 PM ___misshilton Sad... Sad... poor guy :( Aug 11 2005, 01:08 PM islandkiss rofl ! Oct 22 2005, 08:50 PM _sarcastic_ that's so sad. what a nice way to find out you... Oct 26 2005, 06:54 PM -lana Aww, that would suck, lol. Oct 26 2005, 07:16 PM toodlepops. Hahhah. But hey, at least he's got a ferrari. Oct 27 2005, 02:45 AM
o0olaalaa LOL at least he got a nice car =) Oct 27 2005, 06:04 PM |
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