The Low Kick, hurts like a mofo |
The Low Kick, hurts like a mofo |
Jun 24 2005, 11:59 AM
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Change Gon Come ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 |
Inspired by wanting to rid the boys' locker of the many many many polls:
We've all heard of the low kick. So how many times have you been kicked there? Me? I believe once or twice. Once in the last two years. And one a long time ago.. |
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Jun 24 2005, 01:31 PM
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Tu es laid. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 3,913 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 106,675 |
I don't keep count but probaby 4 times in my life time? ehh reasons why it sucks to be a boy |
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Jul 21 2005, 09:50 AM
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 179,266 |
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Jul 21 2005, 09:53 AM
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Jul 23 2005, 09:30 PM
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![]() There is no cure for the heart of tearless eyes. -James Hall ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 67 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 141,536 |
QUOTE(FATALxKiSSES @ Jul 21 2005, 9:50 AM) [size=1] Don't EVEN get me started on why it sucks to be a girl...besides we don't kick there unless you deserve it.[/font] QUOTE(mipadi @ Jul 21 2005, 9:53 AM) Sweet, another "I'm worse off than you" debate. I'm gonna go get some popcorn and watch this unfold. Thank you mipadi. All "I'm worse off than you" debates are inconsiderate and immature, and in the case that you even do win the debate, how much better do you feel? NONE! Congratulations, you are an idiot. Moving on... I wouldn't let a girlfriend kick me there (not without saying goodbye or being pissed off), and since she isn't a guy (and hopefully, never has been a guy), she doesn't know how it feels to be kicked in the crotch, and therefore, I don't see as she would have the knowledge to know if I deserve it or not. I haven't been kicked there intentionally very many times and usually it was an accident when playing rough with someone. I was riding a girl's bike one time and they aren't designed to friendly for us guys. I didn't know this until I flew forward off the seat one time and banged into the bar balls first with nearly all my weight. That had to have hurt for at least 10 minutes. I don't remember, I was in a lot of pain. I have prostatitis, whatever the hell that really is. I get testicle pain from time to time. It can last for hours, and sometimes the only cure is ejaculation (Thank God I'm not catholic). But whenever I do that during that time, during the end it feels like the aftermath feeling of being kicked in them. I can be quite moody when I am sore in that area, but lately I've learned to deal with it a lot better. I am have been quite paranoid, walking really slowly as not to jolt them and being overly protective of them. Since they are extremely tense and sensitive, the lightest touch hurts. Luckily, I've never been bumbed or hit there during these periods. One guy was being a complete dumb arse, and came pretty close, and if he would have hit me, there wouldn't be much left of him to talk about. Due to the swelling I can get as well, a hard hit could probably rupture one of my testicles. My best description of it to women, is think about the worse splitting headache you have ever had. Make the pain constant and multiply it by at least 10, and that's what our testicles feel like for awhile. That goes without the loss of breath, with the addition of nausea as some guys might get. |
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Aug 7 2005, 11:37 AM
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[quote]I get testicle pain from time to time. It can last for hours, and sometimes the only cure is ejaculation (Thank God I'm not catholic). But whenever I do that during that time, during the end it feels like the aftermath feeling of being kicked in them. I can be quite moody when I am sore in that area, but lately I've learned to deal with it a lot better. I am have been quite paranoid, walking really slowly as not to jolt them and being overly protective of them. Since they are extremely tense and sensitive, the lightest touch hurts. Luckily, I've never been bumbed or hit there during these periods. One guy was being a complete dumb arse, and came pretty close, and if he would have hit me, there wouldn't be much left of him to talk about. Due to the swelling I can get as well, a hard hit could probably rupture one of my testicles[quote/]
Dude, that sounds serious, have you had it checked? and do you check yourself frequently? I get a testicle pain sometimes when I sit upright driving, was doins some research and came across this forum. I havent been kicked there as far as i can remember, I know when fighting (play) with my gf she has hit me there, but not too serious (I then get her to kiss/rub it better!!). I remember trapping them between my leg and the runner along the side of my bed when I had bunk beds, that hurt like a BITCH, and so have been carefull when climbing over objects ever since. |
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DaToNeViEtBoI916 The Low Kick Jun 24 2005, 11:59 AM

DaToNeViEtBoI916 QUOTE(Vozedale @ Jul 23 2005, 7:30 PM)Thank y... Aug 2 2005, 07:03 PM
Latina Babii QUOTE(FATALxKiSSES @ Jul 21 2005, 9:50 AM)[si... Oct 21 2005, 10:51 PM
neKronos! QUOTE(FATALxKiSSES @ Jul 21 2005, 10:50 AM)
D... Oct 23 2005, 06:46 AM
william never been kicked there, but i got a basketball th... Jun 24 2005, 01:47 PM
x tuned haveing a little brother, he gets mad alot... so m... Jun 24 2005, 01:49 PM
footbsmrts2 QUOTE(x tuned @ Jun 24 2005, 2:49 PM)haveing ... Oct 23 2005, 01:37 PM
Super_Shaggy maybe more than like 20 my friends are assholes lo... Jun 24 2005, 01:59 PM
Lightner lol uh.... maybe twice? but not extremely painful.... Jun 24 2005, 02:08 PM
lAzN YiN YanGl Well, it was never a kick but it was more of a pun... Jun 24 2005, 08:55 PM
islandkiss QUOTE(lAzN YiN YanGl @ Jun 24 2005, 8:55 PM)W... Oct 21 2005, 10:33 PM
Szeh I'd have to say 8 counting 2 years ago 'ti... Jun 25 2005, 06:40 AM
MrDolphin kicked and punched.
I was just sitting there, she ... Jun 25 2005, 10:10 AM
Lightner QUOTE(MrDolphin @ Jun 25 2005, 10:10 AM)kicke... Jun 25 2005, 10:40 AM
racoons > you none. but ive done it to myself when i tried to ju... Jun 25 2005, 04:53 PM
paul murphy QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Jun 25 2005, 4:53 P... Jul 1 2005, 02:17 PM
Lightner lol kinda sounds funy.. did u try to jump it or so... Jun 25 2005, 04:55 PM
dunefield can't say i've had the 'pleasure' ... Jun 25 2005, 10:10 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura i hate kids, they are stupidest shit ever. they ki... Jun 25 2005, 10:19 PM
sk8ter4life750 ^^ Haha.... many times and it huts like hell. Jun 29 2005, 10:07 PM
paul murphy QUOTE(DaToNeViEtBoI916 @ Jun 24 2005, 11:59 A... Jul 1 2005, 09:39 AM
racoons > you QUOTElol kinda sounds funy.. did u try to jump it ... Jul 1 2005, 11:46 AM
lolita kitty hehehehe.... one time my step brother was annoying... Jul 1 2005, 12:08 PM
Frankie 2 times. once by my sister and once by my cousin w... Jul 1 2005, 01:11 PM
Kristinaa my ex boyfriend was being a jerk. kept saying he w... Jul 1 2005, 01:22 PM
ikayto In middle school, alot because we made a game out ... Jul 1 2005, 05:12 PM
mzxliddoxshortie haha
how much does it hurt?
like, compare it to... Jul 1 2005, 06:35 PM
Frankie QUOTE(mzxliddoxshortie @ Jul 1 2005, 6:35 PM)... Jul 1 2005, 07:03 PM
paul murphy QUOTE(mzxliddoxshortie @ Jul 1 2005, 6:35 PM)... Jul 2 2005, 07:38 AM
anubis uncountable times.
ever had your friends play ... Jul 2 2005, 11:35 AM
racoons > you ^
that sounds like possibly the least fun game ev... Jul 2 2005, 03:59 PM
anubis QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Jul 2 2005, 2:59 PM... Jul 2 2005, 04:14 PM
racoons > you sorry, i might be being dense.
you arent dahding ... Jul 2 2005, 04:29 PM
anubis haha no.
i have no idea what or who you're tal... Jul 2 2005, 04:55 PM
[Deep]Thought63 lol, i lost my mojo, it hurts liek hell Jul 9 2005, 03:24 AM
reanimateddroid Me never but i would suppose it hurt a lot. After ... Jul 21 2005, 08:16 AM
RiC3xBoy Too many, but not kicked. My friends would call ... Jul 22 2005, 12:30 AM
Danrulz ::removed:: Aug 2 2005, 02:52 AM
ishowernaked didn't realize a lot of guys got hit there tha... Aug 2 2005, 02:48 PM
Shahin Dozens and dozens of times...*sigh*
This one girl... Aug 2 2005, 10:07 PM
Ken kicked there? like....once...ive been lucky.....bu... Aug 2 2005, 10:14 PM
hosing Oh god... I was playing miniture golf... And frein... Aug 2 2005, 10:25 PM
maia_dc Being elbowed in the boob hurts a lot too...
Bu... Aug 2 2005, 10:52 PM
aznxdreamer QUOTE(maia_dc @ Aug 2 2005, 10:52 PM)Being el... Aug 2 2005, 11:14 PM
hosing QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Aug 2 2005, 11:14 PM)it p... Aug 3 2005, 12:01 AM
Funky Buddha Countless times. I remember once where I thought m... Aug 3 2005, 12:18 AM
Evil_One1 This may be a little off-topic, but once at my cam... Aug 3 2005, 12:36 PM
fall3n_s0ul some lucky people has no idea how much it hurts . ... Aug 7 2005, 12:52 PM
Endless_Symphony you know a girl getting kicked in the nether regio... Aug 7 2005, 01:29 PM
mipadi QUOTE(Endless_Symphony @ Aug 7 2005, 2:29 PM)... Aug 7 2005, 01:35 PM
DaToNeViEtBoI916 ^ that's true.
and the pain travels up.. Aug 7 2005, 02:07 PM
Endless_Symphony i'm not undermining the pain guys go through. ... Aug 7 2005, 02:11 PM
aforce65 Well I've been kicked there by my little siste... Aug 7 2005, 02:23 PM
lassipiktunn i would LOVE to do that to a guy ATLEAST ONCE in m... Aug 7 2005, 05:26 PM
Olive haha funny stories
but i guess none of it comp... Aug 8 2005, 06:36 AM
racoons > you SmartPrice, you're describing symptoms of epid... Aug 8 2005, 09:11 AM
i can break I kicked my friend there on accident once...His ex... Aug 8 2005, 09:10 PM
SkaironFrenzy i play soccer... havnt gotten kicked but i used th... Aug 15 2005, 11:25 PM
LittleLulu hahahahahhaha
WOW
thats all i gotta say lmao
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incoherent it really hurts especially if kicked/hit hard enou... Aug 17 2005, 01:41 AM
kpx_danny i dont think ive ever bene kicked their becuz im n... Aug 24 2005, 11:02 PM
sbrav77 I'm 17 and a guy. I got kicked there by my gf... Oct 21 2005, 05:55 PM
cLinT_wEStw0oD thirce. Hurts like a bitch...and it was for no goo... Oct 21 2005, 09:42 PM
xheartbroken_child I accidently elbowed my boyfriend there once.
I di... Oct 22 2005, 03:53 PM
Latina Babii QUOTEI would like to personally punch both of you ... Oct 23 2005, 07:23 AM
neKronos! QUOTE(Latina Babii @ Oct 23 2005, 8:23 AM)Per... Oct 23 2005, 05:18 PM

Latina Babii QUOTE(neKronos! @ Oct 23 2005, 5:18 PM)Fi... Oct 23 2005, 07:20 PM
Vozedale QUOTEbut i guess none of it compares to this artic... Nov 10 2005, 04:50 PM
xnofearx ^ Guys are suppose to be nice to girls. ALTHOUGH... Oct 23 2005, 12:11 PM
Latina Babii QUOTE(xnofearx @ Oct 23 2005, 12:11 PM)^ Guys... Oct 23 2005, 12:25 PM
c0cONuTTeR I learned the groin kick in class. Oct 23 2005, 12:51 PM
Oranite I think once... but thank god it was not a direct ... Oct 23 2005, 03:48 PM
sbrav77 I still think it's wrong to kick a guy. It... Oct 24 2005, 02:19 PM
Latina Babii QUOTE(sbrav77 @ Oct 24 2005, 2:19 PM)I still ... Oct 24 2005, 07:50 PM
sbrav77 I"m glad that you agree she was too harsh. Sh... Oct 26 2005, 04:36 AM
Latina Babii QUOTE(sbrav77 @ Oct 26 2005, 4:36 AM)I"m... Oct 26 2005, 08:32 PM
underworld457 i hate getting kicked in the balls, girls around m... Oct 26 2005, 02:41 PM
mipadi QUOTE(underworld457 @ Oct 26 2005, 3:41 PM)i ... Oct 27 2005, 03:55 PM
xourzest QUOTE(mipadi @ Oct 27 2005, 1:55 PM)Well, get... Nov 13 2005, 05:44 PM
mipadi QUOTE(xourzest @ Nov 13 2005, 5:44 PM)*GASP... Nov 13 2005, 10:55 PM
xcaitlinx hahaha i learned the "grab, twist, and pull... Oct 27 2005, 02:59 PM
racoons > you how much learning does that take?
its pretty much... Oct 27 2005, 03:18 PM
xcaitlinx QUOTE(racoons > you @ Oct 27 2005, 3:18 PM... Oct 27 2005, 07:54 PM
tweeak I don't know about them, but that will either ... Oct 27 2005, 04:40 PM
sbrav77 OUCHIE. I've have mine squeezed once and i abo... Oct 28 2005, 04:30 AM
skate88 iGET PACKAGE CHECK...all tha time Oct 28 2005, 09:30 AM
edie_escape the way they teach it in P.E. was embarassing and ... Oct 31 2005, 11:32 PM
sbrav77 Yea. I mean, how much technique can there be. Grab... Nov 6 2005, 05:37 AM
Lyrical Lies i was movin my computer to my room and it slipped ... Nov 7 2005, 05:12 PM
edie_escape uh lol Nov 9 2005, 06:21 PM
TestSubjectXP It never ceases to amaze me how girls give the sam... Nov 13 2005, 06:57 AM
xourzest really? i thought it didn't really hurt. i tho... Nov 13 2005, 05:40 PM
Vozedale And it would be a lot less of a harsh place if you... Nov 14 2005, 02:36 PM
add1cted2f1re in my life, probably about 25 or more, b/c we play... Nov 14 2005, 08:08 PM
kevinsomgstuff omg it hurts like hell-- it hurts so much!... Nov 15 2005, 12:30 AM![]() ![]() |