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 Aug 6 2005, 12:41 AM
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John and Nancy decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon
quickie with their six-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plans into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed. "Looks like the Smiths have company," he called out, "Matt riding a new bike and the Sanders are having sex." Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked. "Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied |
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Aug 6 2005, 01:34 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
lmao what a smart kid. where do you get all these hilarious jokes? i love em
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gotahemmi55 Go to the Balcony! Aug 6 2005, 12:41 AM
toodlepops. LMAO. I wonder how the boy knows all these stuff. Aug 6 2005, 01:40 AM elmogurly oh my gosh. smart kid. Aug 6 2005, 06:00 AM Shortiiex woah...dirty smart little kid Aug 6 2005, 02:09 PM blkpride hahahaha. lol. where do you get your stuff. you... Aug 7 2005, 03:21 PM beautifuls0ul_x3 Wow for a six year old that kid knows what's g... Aug 7 2005, 03:41 PM icy_wonderland i didnt know until im like..10. lol Aug 8 2005, 04:32 AM CarbiNe ahah that kinds a genius Aug 8 2005, 10:39 PM Purplefender86 I've herd that one before but a little differe... Aug 11 2005, 01:22 PM charanjust4yu aw how we love kids these day days.. Aug 12 2005, 01:41 AM
hall0w rofl! hahahaha they got caught havin sex Aug 14 2005, 11:23 AM |
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