andy milonakis', online videos. Options

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hey guys, i know theres a topic on any milonakis but this one is different. I was watching his online videos, before he was on MTV. I think they are very funny, and random. I just love him, if you wanna watch some of his video click here

i think this stuff is way better than the MTV show.

some of my recommendations from the website:
antidrug
crispy 1-5
yoyoyo
smokin


here is lyrics to one of his freestyles that i loved.

001.
I don’t know what I’m saying
I don’t know what I’m spraying
I don’t know why I’m delaying cause I paused
I don’t believe in Santa Clause
But I believe in the tooth fairy cause it gave me some money
I heard it was hairy
I don’t know, I don’t know
I’m gonna take a paper bag and put it over my throat and choke myself
I love myself, I love my shelf
But my d*ck has too many splinters, I cant f*** it anymore
I got fcuking, fcuk fcuk fcuk my nipples are bigger than anyone in the world
Why are my nipples so big, they’re bigger than a pancake wearing a wig.
They’re bigger than your mom, they’re bigger than your sisters little p*ssy
I guess its not big cause I called it little.


002.
i used to rhyme about fcukin cheeseburgers and hanibalism and now i'm just gonna bring it to you honest and truthful, i am a robot.

003.
I want you and this ain't no fcuking democracy,
This is a dictatorship.
I'm the di*k and you're the tator and there's the spaceship.
Let's go up to the moon, we gotta fcuking leave soon.
When i get there i say " look at all this cheese" cause that's real funny calling a moon, cheese.

004.
i'm a rapping perona you're a soggy iguana in the bottom of the fcuking tank.
i wanna thank my peers, i wanna pierce my ears.
i wanna date queers as long as they got jerry curls count me in plus 2 for dinner.
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i dont pack tobaccy cause i quit cause i'm the sh*t
i like when i say the word "tit" cause it makes me h*rny and my fcuking panties start to tingle, i wanna mingle with all you fools, i wanna rule like ja
i want a job, so hire me, i want a green card so i could stay in this country cause im really from ecuador.

005.
i fcuk tables and i fcuk chairs, i fcuk hairs as long as they're not attached to a human cause thats how i do it i like to eat human.


006.
Andy Milonakis' Inspiration
You just take comedy, just the word you know, letters that spell comedy and then you just go BAM with it. The words become all splattered all over your world, and they’re not words anymore, they’re just, they’re little speckles kinda like paintball paint but like a lot of paintball paint, just all over your room. It’s still comedy but you can’t read it, unless you have special glasses on, cause like regular people be like, I’d be like “ hey read that word” and they’d be like “dude, that’s just a bunch of different kind of paint on the wall” and I’d be like “exactly, it is, because you don’t have the glasses.” Where can you get the glasses? Umm 7 11 I mean anywhere, they have ‘em all over now.
I also get inspired from drinking liquids, mostly non-toxic liquids like water, vitamin water, water with lemon in it and sugar, some might call it lemonade but they’re all sheep.
One day I wanna rule the world, I think, you know, the world is a serious place, there’s a lot of killings, a lot of starving people who just don’t wanna eat, I mean, its so weird to me that people just choose not to eat food, like, dude, you’re starving, you’re on the street and you have no money, why don’t you just eat something, you know, and they’re just like all skinny and sick and I’m like fcuking, don’t you see burger king it’s right in front of your stupid little face.



let me know what you guys think.

[iheartjohn]

I guess its not big cause I called it little.

Haha.


Wasn't it Jimmy Kimmel who discovered his videos?