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SuperSpam909
post Jul 30 2005, 01:58 AM
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:Cry:Help me I don't know what to do. Today while my parents were gone I was looking at a Porno tape right. Well the tape got stuck and now it wont come out. I tried to record over it but it wont allow me to do so. Whats so bad is the tape still plays although it wont come out.


Help me or else im screwed. (Also I have no screwdrivers to take the VCR apart.)

So what should I do?
 
 
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SuperSpam909
post Jul 30 2005, 06:27 PM
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I would like to thank everyone for their help, but I got caught. I feel like that guy off of American Pie, but without the pie. All I know is Im going to be punished. ermm.gif

I guess this topic isn't hinting on anything now so I guess a mod can close this, unless CBers want to use me as an example of what not to do.
 
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post Jul 31 2005, 01:04 AM
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QUOTE(SuperSpam909 @ Jul 30 2005, 7:27 PM)
I would like to thank everyone for their help, but I got caught.  I feel like that guy off of American Pie, but without the pie. All I know is Im going to be punished. ermm.gif

I guess this topic isn't hinting on anything now so I guess a mod can close this, unless CBers want to use me as an example of what not to do.
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awww poor u!
but u shouldve written in details.. how u got caught n the expression on their faces .. so we could get some more kicks outta it ... lol omg me meany
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post Jul 31 2005, 01:07 PM
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QUOTE(lassipiktunn @ Jul 31 2005, 1:04 AM)
awww poor u!
but u shouldve written in details.. how u got caught n the expression on their faces .. so we could get some more kicks outta it ... lol omg me meany
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Well for starts the only good news is that the VCR is located in my room. The bad news is I had to try to get rid of the tape before one of my younger siblings got a hold of it. So I come up with this brilliant idea to hide the cable which displays the audio and picture. shifty.gif Well I successfully hid it, and never worried about the VCR again until later on my little brother romes in my room asking to play a DBZ tape. I then proceed to tell him, "No you can't use my VCR right now!!!!!!!!" So he starts throwing a little hiss about it and runs and tells my mom. So she comes to see what all of the commotion was about. Then she tells me, "Let your brother play that tape in the VCR." Then I reply, "I can't right now because one of my anime cartoons are stuck in the VCR." So she says she can fix it. My heart begins pounding and beating real fast, especially since there is a label indicating that its clearly porn (It was on of my friend's tapes) . So she gets a knife and miraculously the tape pops out.

She looks at the label ohmy.gif and says, "What hell is this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is adult entertainment, is it not? mad.gif

And Im like, "Yes, but I thought it was a cartoon."

"Your lying, now where did you get this from?" mad.gif

"I got it from my friend *****."

After all of that she grounds me. This is like the worst days of my life right now. I ratted out my friend and im grounded. sad.gif

Oh yeah, and I have tried Internet porn before, but I already got caught looking at that before. Im not good at being sneaky. shifty.gif

LOL, long story but yeah.

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I was going to do the knife thing, but I didn't want to draw attenton to myself carrying a knife from the kitchen to my room.
 
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post Aug 3 2005, 05:56 AM
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maybe you should stop being horny lol!!! biggrin.gif or stop being curious
 

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SuperSpam909   Help Me please   Jul 30 2005, 01:58 AM
EmmalieV   break the top of the tape and mess up the things t...   Jul 30 2005, 02:00 AM
helllla jankyyyy   Hmm. Why were you looking at it if you weren't...   Jul 30 2005, 02:00 AM
HoodieObsessed   QUOTE(x uHoH iTs Lo x @ Jul 29 2005, 11:00 PM...   Jul 31 2005, 07:29 PM
Endless_Symphony   haha. i'm sorry. it's a little funny. my o...   Jul 30 2005, 02:01 AM
Nugget   That's pretty funny. Anyways, just blame it o...   Jul 30 2005, 02:01 AM
jeSs1cA   QUOTE(aznangel4lyfe357 @ Jul 30 2005, 2:01 AM...   Jul 30 2005, 10:25 AM
Nugget   QUOTE(jeSs1cA @ Jul 30 2005, 11:25 AM)HHAHA N...   Jul 30 2005, 03:41 PM
i heart john   Tell your parents you were curious...I watch it, I...   Jul 30 2005, 02:04 AM
Aestuarium   what they say... ROFL or put the VCR under your b...   Jul 30 2005, 02:07 AM
mizz_americaz   ahhh what a predicament, maybe if you grease it wi...   Jul 30 2005, 02:53 AM
ItzOnlySydney   haha ok just find a way to destroy the tape like m...   Jul 30 2005, 03:01 AM
electric shock   LOL. Sorry, that's a bit funny. Um, um, um. ...   Jul 30 2005, 03:03 AM
barelyy_coherent   QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Jul 30 2005, 1:03 AM)Ha...   Jul 30 2005, 03:11 AM
electric shock   QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Jul 30 2005, 1:11 AM...   Jul 30 2005, 03:32 AM
yukichan   LOL.. try the ruler idea..and then if that doesnt ...   Jul 30 2005, 03:29 AM
toodlepops.   ^ Umm, just try the ruler idea. After that, if it ...   Jul 30 2005, 06:20 AM
lassipiktunn   lol! poor u use a knife as a screwdriver   Jul 30 2005, 07:45 AM
Shortiiex   you can smack it a few times....till it is fixed   Jul 30 2005, 09:06 AM
Julie.   if it doesn't come out on its own, then..like ...   Jul 30 2005, 09:34 AM
Lo Mein   get someone with tiny fingers to pull it out =)   Jul 30 2005, 09:41 AM
DullStringedGuitar   throw the vcr in the dumpster and then when your p...   Jul 30 2005, 10:00 AM
Frankie   i concur! Endless_Symphony has the best idea.   Jul 30 2005, 10:05 AM
short_stop08   You could open the VCR and lift up the front of th...   Jul 30 2005, 10:08 AM
K1D   QUOTE(short_stop08 @ Jul 30 2005, 10:08 AM)Yo...   Aug 3 2005, 05:53 AM
carlito1589   OMG u naughty person...this happened to me before....   Jul 30 2005, 10:08 AM
xcaitlinx   i wouldnt no how. comcast HBO on demand is definit...   Jul 30 2005, 11:36 AM
KINGP.I.M.P.   YALL IS FUNNY!!!!!   Jul 30 2005, 11:49 AM
lbjshaq2345   QUOTE(KINGP.I.M.P. @ Jul 30 2005, 12:49 PM)YA...   Jul 30 2005, 12:18 PM
Death2Smilee   Take it to the place where u got the tape and yell...   Jul 30 2005, 12:08 PM
RupertGrintluvr15   I agree. Use a Knife as a screw driver..I use knif...   Jul 30 2005, 12:23 PM
..:loveee.NuTTii   Thankyou-I needed that. I'm sorry, but it is ...   Jul 30 2005, 01:17 PM
salcha   I wonder what happened, his parents are probably k...   Jul 30 2005, 04:18 PM
Hell-Rell   This is why you use DVDs!   Jul 30 2005, 04:23 PM
incoherent   lmfao. i dont mean to laugh but that is seriously ...   Jul 30 2005, 04:48 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura   1. knife. 2. long pencil. 3. needle. 4. flexible m...   Jul 30 2005, 05:22 PM
SuperSpam909   I would like to thank everyone for their help, but...   Jul 30 2005, 06:27 PM
lassipiktunn   QUOTE(SuperSpam909 @ Jul 30 2005, 7:27 PM)I w...   Jul 31 2005, 01:04 AM
SuperSpam909   QUOTE(lassipiktunn @ Jul 31 2005, 1:04 AM)aww...   Jul 31 2005, 01:07 PM
K1D   maybe you should stop being horny lol!!...   Aug 3 2005, 05:56 AM
short_stop08   QUOTE(SuperSpam909 @ Jul 30 2005, 6:27 PM)I w...   Aug 1 2005, 11:27 AM
basick   you should have hid the vcr away and said someone ...   Jul 30 2005, 07:06 PM
c0cONuTTeR   That's all that needs to be said.   Jul 30 2005, 07:17 PM
angel-roh   Throw your vcr out the window or the garbage can i...   Jul 30 2005, 07:53 PM
RockizLife   Haha, dude sorry but that's funny. Just take t...   Jul 30 2005, 07:59 PM
tungtwista   ahahhahahaha omg. thats the funniest thing i ever ...   Jul 30 2005, 08:26 PM
Krunk_Muzik   Haha. Man, that happened once to me, but with a DV...   Jul 31 2005, 03:04 AM
bRoKeNxALoNE   LMAO. This is great. Just remove the whole VCR thi...   Jul 31 2005, 04:02 AM
taggy505   This makes me laugh People these days....   Jul 31 2005, 11:08 AM
maia_dc   HAHAHAHA. That's hilarious. Ahem. Uhm just at...   Jul 31 2005, 11:42 AM
Angel_Cece   haha this happened to me before...not with porn th...   Jul 31 2005, 12:06 PM
xchrystizzle   sorry i can't help laughing! but that...   Jul 31 2005, 01:49 PM
oneandonlytammie   Well, that sucks doesn't it? Very very funny...   Jul 31 2005, 05:32 PM
ikayto   -.-, too bad i didnt get to you in time. That hap...   Jul 31 2005, 05:36 PM
suddenly she   hiding knives? big sweatshirt. stick it in your sl...   Jul 31 2005, 07:17 PM
PrideOfAzia   LMAO!! AHAHAHAHAHAH ROFL!!!...   Jul 31 2005, 07:19 PM
RockizLife   ^Ah, the art of deception. A teenagers best friend...   Jul 31 2005, 10:05 PM
mocassinsx29   Sorry you got caught, but... roflrofllmao. xDDD Th...   Jul 31 2005, 10:26 PM
lassipiktunn   lol hahhahaa o well i guess it happens to all of...   Aug 1 2005, 10:58 AM
mipadi   Trust me dude--this is the sort of thing you will ...   Aug 1 2005, 11:42 AM
ROARxD   unplug everything. and then while its unplug;; try...   Aug 1 2005, 05:07 PM
..:loveee.NuTTii   Sorry you got caught. You shoulda just killed it.   Aug 1 2005, 07:11 PM
ichigofan   ::LOL hahahaha thats funny:: well break your VCR d...   Aug 3 2005, 03:12 AM
angel-roh   Is that a lie that what you did. I mean you said y...   Aug 3 2005, 03:13 AM
iced__cappucino   no offence but....nvm. =) aww you got caught. suck...   Aug 3 2005, 03:55 AM
berry_lickable   unplug the vcr then hide it under your bed. //edi...   Aug 3 2005, 04:01 AM


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