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aznxdarkricex
post Mar 4 2004, 09:11 PM
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just wondering. how many guys here work out. how often. and what are you favorite exercises?

hmm. haha since i don't go to the gym i go "home-made" style haha pushups, pullups, and gotta love them sit ups wink.gif LOL
 
 
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post May 2 2004, 10:00 PM
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QUOTE(stryker76 @ May 2 2004, 8:58 PM)
Every manys dream workout...... biggrin.gif


Sex Workout


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Having sex is yet another great past time for burning up those unwanted fat producing calories...


REMOVING CLOTHES
With partner's consent... 12 calories
Without partner's consent... 187 calories

UNHOOKING BRA
Using two calm hands... 7 calories
Using one trembling hand... 36 calories

GETTING INTO BED
Lifting partner... 1.5 calories
Dragging partner along floor... 16 calories
Using skateboard... 3 calories

ACHIEVING ERECTIONS
For normal healthy man... 2.5 calories
Losing erection... 14 calories
Searching for it... 115 calories

PUTTING ON CONDOM
With erection... 1.5 calories
Without erection... 300 calories

INSERTING DIAPHRAGM
If the woman who does it is:
Experienced... 6 calories
Inexperienced... 73 calories
If a man does it... 650 calories
Add five calories for retrieving it from across the room.

POSSIBLE INTERCOURSE SIDE EFFECTS
Bouncing... 7 calories
Sliding around... 9 calories
Serious skidding... 12 calories
Whiplash... 27 calories

ORGASM
Real... 27 calories
Faked... 160 calories

ORGASMIC INTENSITY SCALE
Shoes flew off... 35 calories
Expression didn't change... 0.5 calories
Orchestra swelled... 6 calories
Birds sang:
Large birds... 7 calories
Small birds... 3 calories
Earth moved... 30 calories

PULLING OUT
After orgasm... 0.5 calories
A few moments before orgasm... 500 calories

PENIS ENVY
For woman... 3 calories
For men... 72 calories

GUILT
Banging your boss for a promotion... 30 calories
Sex during a 'sickie'... 10 calories
Bonking each other with parents in other room... 7 calories
Putting it on your expense account... 9 calories

AGGRAVATION
Partner keeps showing plant... 5 calories
Partner insists on dog cuddling during foreplay... 14 calories
Partner just visited bathroom for 7th time... 10 calories
Partner is taking phone calls... 7 calories
Partner is making phone calls... 40 calories

GETTING CAUGHT
By partner's spouse... 60 calories
By your spouse... 100 calories
Trying to explain... 55 calories
Trying to remain calm... 100 calories
Leaping out of bed... 75 calories
Getting dressed in one motion... 500 calories

?????????? .... haha thats funny.. its called sexercise
 

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aznxdarkricex   working out   Mar 4 2004, 09:11 PM
Lil_Cloud   i'm a grl (yea, we're invading ur privacy ...   Mar 4 2004, 09:14 PM
krnxswat   I love working out. It feels great. I used to do p...   Mar 4 2004, 10:55 PM
somguy2004   i always forget to work out or like im too tired...   Mar 4 2004, 11:16 PM
L00d   i just workout at home.. situps pushups and lift w...   Mar 4 2004, 11:29 PM
CEP   Well, I get off the computer seat once in a while....   Mar 4 2004, 11:34 PM
Jiggapin0   i get an awesome workout clicking the mouse button   Mar 5 2004, 03:14 AM
tkproduce   yea, my index finger works out quite a lot. pity ...   Mar 5 2004, 03:20 AM
Dr3aMeR   there is no need to work out. just eat healthy and...   Mar 5 2004, 04:27 AM
k00alah   yeah i have no time working out.. my gf tells me i...   Mar 5 2004, 02:42 PM
xjjajeengx   hmm... well i dont work out, but colorgaurd practi...   Mar 6 2004, 07:31 PM
brownco   hmm ima usually too lazy to workout. the onlee thi...   Mar 6 2004, 09:00 PM
Lil_Cloud   QUOTE(k00alah @ Mar 5 2004, 2:42 PM)yeah i ha...   Mar 6 2004, 09:28 PM
CEP   QUOTE(xjjajeengx @ Mar 6 2004, 7:31 PM)hmm......   Mar 6 2004, 11:18 PM
xjjajeengx   QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Mar 6 2004, 11:18 PM)...   Mar 6 2004, 11:50 PM
Podomaht   weight resistance training is the best. cant argue...   Mar 6 2004, 11:56 PM
somguy2004   QUOTE(Podomaht @ Mar 6 2004, 8:56 PM)weight r...   Mar 7 2004, 12:13 AM
krnxswat   QUOTE(somguy2004 @ Mar 7 2004, 12:13 AM)i ass...   Mar 7 2004, 12:17 AM
jimmyjackiechan   I work out. I look skinny with my shirt on, but o...   Mar 7 2004, 10:15 AM
xjjajeengx   QUOTE(jimmyjackiechan @ Mar 7 2004, 10:15 AM)...   Mar 7 2004, 07:19 PM
Lil_Cloud   QUOTE(jimmyjackiechan @ Mar 7 2004, 10:15 AM)...   Mar 7 2004, 07:33 PM
somguy2004   QUOTE(jimmyjackiechan @ Mar 7 2004, 7:15 AM)I...   Mar 7 2004, 07:45 PM
Podomaht   i do them every day. im pretty big. o__O asians a...   Mar 8 2004, 08:04 PM
kryogenix   i work out... my fingers! i play piano, video ...   Mar 8 2004, 08:07 PM
Podomaht   lmao kyro has a crapload of finger muscles. hes l...   Mar 8 2004, 08:13 PM
cville_pimp   QUOTE(krnxswat @ Mar 4 2004, 10:55 PM)I love ...   Mar 8 2004, 09:08 PM
angel-roh   imwa qrl here!! l0ls but newais...hmm i lu...   Mar 10 2004, 05:19 PM
aznxdarkricex   QUOTE(xjjajeengx @ Mar 6 2004, 7:31 PM)hmm......   Mar 12 2004, 10:55 PM
Just_Dream   OMG, the only time I EVER excercise is in P.E. hah...   Mar 12 2004, 11:05 PM
Podomaht   maybe i should make a topic, in the pictures secti...   Mar 12 2004, 11:15 PM
xjjajeengx   QUOTE(Podomaht @ Mar 12 2004, 11:15 PM)maybe ...   Mar 12 2004, 11:29 PM
Just_Dream   I PLAY NO SPORT! lol. I'm one of the lazie...   Mar 12 2004, 11:35 PM
Lil_Cloud   QUOTE(xjjajeengx @ Mar 12 2004, 11:29 PM)MWAH...   Mar 13 2004, 12:04 AM
xjjajeengx   HAHA lols cloud, i agree with you on the muscular ...   Mar 13 2004, 12:25 AM
krnxswat   QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Mar 12 2004, 11:05 PM)How ...   Mar 13 2004, 07:29 AM
justsomeboi   My parents bought me a gym set for my birthday so ...   Mar 13 2004, 09:59 AM
NvieDi3ai3yGrL   i workout too .. i have weight benches and all at ...   Mar 13 2004, 03:03 PM
silver rain   I don't really work out... I do crunches and I...   Mar 13 2004, 04:53 PM
Just_Dream   QUOTE(krnxswat @ Mar 13 2004, 7:29 AM)Haha ...   Mar 13 2004, 07:16 PM
Lil_Cloud   QUOTE(xjjajeengx @ Mar 13 2004, 12:25 AM)HAHA...   Mar 13 2004, 08:33 PM
rp389   I dont work out i just wanted to write a reply i g...   Mar 13 2004, 08:43 PM
pdpHOVA   how long does it take to make abs appear? and what...   Mar 17 2004, 12:51 AM
justsomeboi   QUOTE(pdpHOVA @ Mar 17 2004, 12:51 AM)how lon...   Mar 17 2004, 03:47 AM
Lil_Cloud   QUOTE(justsomeboi @ Mar 17 2004, 3:47 AM)It d...   Mar 17 2004, 05:48 PM
mengster   havent had the chance to work out at a gym lately,...   Mar 21 2004, 01:35 PM
mengster   QUOTE(pdpHOVA @ Mar 17 2004, 12:51 AM)how lon...   Mar 21 2004, 01:37 PM
AmesBond   I used to work out at this Recreation Hall at my s...   Mar 21 2004, 01:55 PM
kaleidoscoped   QUOTE(mengster @ Mar 21 2004, 1:37 PM)actuall...   Mar 22 2004, 08:00 PM
KoN_FyOo_aZn   everyweek... I like doing squats but i do alot of...   Mar 25 2004, 09:37 PM
soadturner   Yeah, me want to be big huge strong man Wee littl...   Mar 26 2004, 12:06 PM
stryker76   hmmm work outs....i work out almost daily...or whe...   Mar 26 2004, 04:17 PM
jimmyjackiechan   oh, my pic is in working out "part ii" i...   Mar 27 2004, 10:02 AM
SkYlIneZx4xLiF   WORKIN OUT IZ FUUUUUN!!!...i do it 2 l...   Mar 27 2004, 12:13 PM
immersion31   i jus do chin-ups, push-ups, sit-ups. also play dd...   Mar 31 2004, 03:27 PM
justin_park85   running, jogging, push ups...........................   Apr 1 2004, 09:43 AM
DaProudPinoy   I kno someone mentioned that pushups and crunches ...   Apr 27 2004, 06:56 PM
babii_x_melzz   QUOTEI kno someone mentioned that pushups and crun...   Apr 28 2004, 03:17 PM
I_Luv_Ev   i have to work out cuz in school im in atlethic an...   Apr 28 2004, 11:04 PM
fiji_kid   well i play soccer alot.. so i think that is ma tr...   Apr 29 2004, 10:51 PM
stryker76   Every manys dream workout...... Sex Workout ...   May 2 2004, 08:58 PM
DIRTYdirt   QUOTE(stryker76 @ May 2 2004, 8:58 PM)Every m...   May 2 2004, 10:00 PM
LaZazn   I work out everyday. Mon-Fri at 2:30PM. Sat-Sun at...   May 3 2004, 11:40 AM
viazn04   QUOTE(krnxswat @ Mar 4 2004, 10:55 PM)I love ...   May 10 2004, 07:25 PM
badapplestix   i try to go to the gym 4 times a week. the thing i...   May 10 2004, 07:37 PM
eggnite   usually go running everyday and then workout after...   May 11 2004, 12:29 AM
aznmunki   TOO lazy..usually just do a few a week.. adn thats...   May 12 2004, 06:17 PM
NatoBoy   i like workin out, the thing that i dont like is w...   May 12 2004, 06:56 PM
v@por   QUOTE(aznxdarkricex @ Mar 4 2004, 9:11 PM)jus...   May 12 2004, 07:18 PM
v@por   QUOTE(stryker76 @ May 2 2004, 8:58 PM)Every m...   May 12 2004, 07:19 PM


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