Hot Pocket ripoff, It was empty! Options

[*mipadi*]

So I go to get a Hot Pocket for dinner tonight (chicken & bacon, for the curious), and I pop it in the microwave, take it out, stab into it with a fork--and the damn thing is empty! No filling inside, just crust! Now I've sometimes microwaved a Hot Pocket too much and had all the filling run out, but this one was microwaved to utter perfection--the epiphany of a perfect heating. And yet, no filling inside--none! I had to eat just the crust (which was strangely good, by the way). I was looking forward to that bacon, that chicken, that cheese, that protein, and all I got was a damn crust!

So I'm all like, "What's the dillio, dillio? What's the d-d-dill, dill?" I mean, come on--what a rip off? Has anyone else been robbed of a sweet, succulent dinner by a Hot Pocket? What gives? I've always shown nothin' but sweet sweet lovin' towards the Hot Pocket, and this is how it repays me?

[inthemudhole]

Well, I'm lucky, for that has never happened to me. :P
Sorry about the lack of filling. :/

By the way, you are hilarious.