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 Jul 28 2005, 07:03 PM
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 Ima Robot  Group: Member Posts: 140 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,729  |
There were 4 blondes and a brunette hanging onto a rope that was about to break.They could be saved if one girl jumped. The brunette said that to save them, she would let go of the rope. The blondes, choked up with admiration and awe, could only clap for her.
....I love to let that one sink in, cus they'll sit there, and go, "Oh! Hah!" Hehehehehehe... |
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Aug 1 2005, 08:15 PM
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Ima Robot Group: Member Posts: 140 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,729 |
okokok, I got nother one:
The police officer gets a call about an accident on the road (duh!). He drives up to find a blonde checking her makeup in a compact. Her car behind her is a total mess. It looks as though a pack of elephants trampled it. The officer says "Ma'am, how did this hapen?" the blonde replies, "Well, you just wouldn't believe it, I was driving along, when suddenly this TREE appears in the middle of the road! So I swerve to avoid it, and there's another one! So I swerve and swerve until the car grinds to a stop." The police officer says, " Ma'am, ther isn't a tree for 30 miles. What you saw was the air freshner on your mirror there." Yayy! lol |
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Death2Smilee Dumb Blonde Jokes Jul 28 2005, 07:03 PM
electric shock lMAO. bLONDE JOKES ARE ALWAYS THE BEST. Jul 28 2005, 07:08 PM KERP1UNK lol. i love this joke.. Jul 28 2005, 08:58 PM Death2Smilee Awww...thanx. I like ur piccy. I just wish some1 w... Jul 28 2005, 09:00 PM DullStringedGuitar hahaha
so what if im spamming i feel like it
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... Jul 28 2005, 09:12 PM laxumaster8 haha, nice one Jul 28 2005, 09:16 PM hall0w LOL! dats funny Jul 28 2005, 10:05 PM
gotahemmi55 not too shabby, lol Aug 2 2005, 12:45 AM |
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