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lovescream
post Jul 28 2005, 06:40 PM
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define our lives for us.
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How to play:
You say a problem. Doesn't have to be true, it can be if you want, whatever. Just name a problem. Make it short & simple, pls. Umm, yeah. Looks like this, folks.

Bob: Someone hit me.. with a baseball bat.
Tom: Hit that person back with a baseball bat!

I fell off a cliff. Shit.



Yeah. go on.

& I searched (lie). hhehehahaaaaaaaa. xDDDDDDD.

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AngryBaby
post Jul 31 2005, 07:27 PM
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L!ckitySplit
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then loose weight and try harder!

my mommy says im special, yet kids still laugh at me sad.gif
 

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electric shock   help me pls.   Jul 28 2005, 06:40 PM
yummy_delight   Get some ice! I lost my shoe.   Jul 28 2005, 06:41 PM
YoGrandpaIsFine   Use the baseball bat and shove it up the person...   Jul 28 2005, 06:41 PM
basick   donkey punch the person the stussy dunk sold out ...   Jul 28 2005, 07:16 PM
DoPeY_aLaN   then cut your legs off i lost my glasses   Jul 28 2005, 10:01 PM
maia_dc   Smack them. I got pregnant by my brother.   Jul 28 2005, 10:33 PM
bab3egurl8o5   tell your dad I got my house stolen.   Jul 29 2005, 12:56 AM
Aestuarium   Steal it back My computer will explode in 10 seco...   Jul 29 2005, 04:28 PM
bRoKeNxALoNE   Duck and cover. Someone called me a bitch.   Jul 29 2005, 04:30 PM
Aestuarium   be nice I'm lost   Jul 29 2005, 04:37 PM
Ken   get a map I am a kleptomaniac dwarf   Jul 29 2005, 05:24 PM
Shortiiex   get some self-esteem he peed in front of me   Jul 29 2005, 08:11 PM
Aestuarium   clean the toilet I'm with stupid V   Jul 30 2005, 01:30 AM
HoodieObsessed   Knock out stupid so you don't have to deal wit...   Jul 30 2005, 09:58 PM
Shortiiex   kill everyone so noone will force you to get up ...   Jul 31 2005, 03:26 PM
PiGo   go cry in a corner There's a commercial on ca...   Jul 31 2005, 03:35 PM
osidepinay33   change the channel i'm tired but i can't ...   Jul 31 2005, 03:36 PM
PiGo   hit yourself in the head untill you are... My fin...   Jul 31 2005, 03:38 PM
pinklove_stains   kick her till she spits blood. my eyes hurt.   Jul 31 2005, 06:38 PM
L!ckitySplit   sucks for you i have erectile disfunction   Jul 31 2005, 06:40 PM
hall0w   go to the doctor and ask him/her bout it im bor...   Jul 31 2005, 06:41 PM
L!ckitySplit   kill yourself lol my balls...they um ..they taste...   Jul 31 2005, 06:47 PM
PiGo   ....stop tasting them? I've never had the cha...   Jul 31 2005, 06:52 PM
L!ckitySplit   well u used it now, congrats that'll be 50 buc...   Jul 31 2005, 06:54 PM
yummy_delight   Read Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy... or that one b...   Jul 31 2005, 06:57 PM
PiGo   read a book? My rabbit ate all my banana!   Jul 31 2005, 06:59 PM
PiGo   eat her. I can't stop watching Disney   Jul 31 2005, 07:13 PM
PiGo   It's on the television right behind me... eat ...   Jul 31 2005, 07:16 PM
L!ckitySplit   take them slowlly and put them in your eye! m...   Jul 31 2005, 07:19 PM
suddenly she   ignore her. i lost this guy's phone number wh...   Jul 31 2005, 07:19 PM
L!ckitySplit   wow that sucks, sorry lol my butt itches but if i...   Jul 31 2005, 07:21 PM
suddenly she   well thanksss. demand money! let's try ag...   Jul 31 2005, 07:23 PM
L!ckitySplit   that sucks, then hes gonna think u just dissed him...   Jul 31 2005, 07:26 PM
PiGo   aaw I'm sorry, try googling his parents if you...   Jul 31 2005, 07:26 PM
L!ckitySplit   then loose weight and try harder! my mommy sa...   Jul 31 2005, 07:27 PM
suddenly she   ^x2 (i'm so sloww) practice with your head as ...   Jul 31 2005, 07:28 PM
L!ckitySplit   your screwed lol suddenly she keeps asking about ...   Jul 31 2005, 07:32 PM
suddenly she   i hope not. it's hopeless!   Jul 31 2005, 07:33 PM
suddenly she   take painkillers! i don't know how to thi...   Jul 31 2005, 07:35 PM
L!ckitySplit   stop doing dirty things with your mom! u know ...   Jul 31 2005, 07:36 PM
PiGo   yes....again and again and again. I grew too much...   Jul 31 2005, 07:37 PM
L!ckitySplit   gain muscle im too sexy what should i do?   Jul 31 2005, 07:44 PM
PiGo   tape her mouth shut? I don't have a problem, ...   Jul 31 2005, 07:46 PM
L!ckitySplit   watch degrassi or sumthin im too sexy what shoul...   Jul 31 2005, 07:47 PM
PiGo   Is that a problem? I have summer school tomorrow ...   Jul 31 2005, 07:51 PM
L!ckitySplit   get better grades unlike me. lol i have to go to ...   Jul 31 2005, 07:52 PM
L!ckitySplit   hit it im hungry but my dads not here to grill ye...   Jul 31 2005, 07:55 PM
PiGo   cook your fingers and eat them... I have a lab re...   Jul 31 2005, 07:57 PM
L!ckitySplit   throw a party i need to get even better at anatom...   Jul 31 2005, 07:59 PM
L!ckitySplit   just stare at her my girlfriend's gone   Jul 31 2005, 08:09 PM
electric shock   turn the smiley red. I choked on my laughter   Jul 31 2005, 08:57 PM
PiGo   ...stop time? I'm hungry, but there's not...   Jul 31 2005, 09:28 PM
anqie   drink milk. my weenie is too small   Jul 31 2005, 09:30 PM
PiGo   go through some hormone therapy? the chocolate do...   Jul 31 2005, 09:37 PM
Maestro   get over it acklyn i miss my ipod   Jul 31 2005, 09:51 PM
PiGo   buy a new one? but I want chocolate   Jul 31 2005, 09:51 PM
basick   kill yourself my name is steven   Jul 31 2005, 09:55 PM
electric shock   drink water. i accidently pooped on my neighbor...   Jul 31 2005, 09:56 PM
PiGo   go to jail for beastiality I want a shirt, but th...   Jul 31 2005, 09:58 PM
sharerol   Apologize to the dog. Get a fat man to wear it. M...   Jul 31 2005, 09:58 PM
dancerellie714   buy some....or steal some... i think i have a sta...   Jul 31 2005, 10:09 PM
PiGo   lol, oops... Change the station/CD It's too h...   Jul 31 2005, 10:15 PM
mocassinsx29   Stay inside. I have an inside-mouth pimple-bliste...   Jul 31 2005, 10:38 PM
PiGo   you mean a kanker? Cut it out with a rusty knife ...   Jul 31 2005, 10:41 PM
dancerellie714   get some! there's only a month left of su...   Jul 31 2005, 10:44 PM
PiGo   skip school when it starts... I get sucky service...   Jul 31 2005, 10:44 PM
L!ckitySplit   that sucks i cant think of another character to ...   Jul 31 2005, 10:45 PM
L!ckitySplit   get prepared lol im gonna have to miss the first ...   Jul 31 2005, 11:00 PM
PiGo   That's a problem? My tongue is too short   Jul 31 2005, 11:02 PM
dancerellie714   [mine starts september 6th ] stretch it? lol d...   Jul 31 2005, 11:02 PM
L!ckitySplit   lucky, sept 6th huh? dance on your own time? my ...   Jul 31 2005, 11:04 PM
PiGo   The chicken. I have to study for a test   Jul 31 2005, 11:05 PM
dancerellie714   dont? i'm sick   Jul 31 2005, 11:06 PM
L!ckitySplit   puke you'll feel better what cb member sho...   Jul 31 2005, 11:06 PM
electric shock   spiritedfreak I got hacked. :O   Jul 31 2005, 11:08 PM
dancerellie714   call 911? ha i'm allergic to gummy bears   Jul 31 2005, 11:09 PM
PiGo   switch to Gummy Worms? I wanna jump out a window   Jul 31 2005, 11:12 PM
bab3egurl8o5   do it I'm bored.   Aug 1 2005, 12:16 AM
bRoKeNxALoNE   Then go eat. Someone wants to egg my house.   Aug 1 2005, 12:18 AM
bab3egurl8o5   egg their house first my shirt is too big   Aug 1 2005, 12:26 AM
lost [child]   Change to a smaller ne. My ceiling is getting wat...   Aug 1 2005, 01:31 AM
Paradox of Life   Move out. My mom is adopting a man-eating gorilla...   Aug 1 2005, 02:58 AM
napoleon034   Move Out. I have an upset stomach.   Aug 1 2005, 03:00 AM
anqie   you have constipation milk comes out of my nose   Aug 1 2005, 03:23 AM
niez_cho   tilt your head backwards I see UFOs in the sky.   Aug 1 2005, 04:27 AM
DullStringedGuitar   Go Get a Camera I lost my Ipod   Aug 1 2005, 10:55 AM
Kenado   EDIT// Darn you beat me Go eat something my fing...   Aug 1 2005, 10:58 AM
Ken   goto Baskin Robins 31 if u have one near you... ....   Aug 2 2005, 10:03 PM
i heart john   Come over to my place! I'm hungry.   Aug 3 2005, 10:35 AM
xchrystizzle   go raid the fridge my camera doesnt work   Aug 3 2005, 10:40 AM
anqie   buy a new one i put a hole in the wall with my to...   Aug 3 2005, 10:46 AM
DullStringedGuitar   get some ice my camera ran out of film <edit...   Aug 3 2005, 10:58 AM
xchrystizzle   go buy some more theres a live snake in my stoma...   Aug 3 2005, 11:16 AM
xchrystizzle   tell them you were just kidding my hair is frizz...   Aug 3 2005, 11:53 AM
Ken   O! get that new pantene pro V hair unfrizzment...   Aug 3 2005, 11:55 AM
Hiphop d[-_-]b   er .. how is that a problem ? i cut my own hair a...   Aug 3 2005, 11:55 AM
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