Most outrageous lie you've come up with, ...or creative |
 Jul 27 2005, 06:36 PM
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 it's our chemistry  Group: Member Posts: 1,151 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,775  |
Sometimes I find myself BSing for no reason whatsoever.
Soo what was the most outrageous (or creative) lie that you've ever come up with? Mine: I was at work, and my work supervisor asked me why I wasn't working, so instead of saying I was on break I said I suffered from severe asthma, and was currently undergoing post-traumatic stress from my aunt's "lung cancer." ...He actually believed me. Wtf? |
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Jul 29 2005, 12:59 PM
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 ha ha ha. you're not funny. Group: Member Posts: 95 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,890 |
it was in the 6th grade. it was early dismissal and i terribly wanted to walk home from school with my friends. i asked my dad is my friend's mom could pick me and my friend up to her house. dad said yes. walked to her house with a bunch of people. ended up going to about 2 other houses. my dad was worried as hell. got busted of course. my dad just stopped trusting me from then on ..that's probably the biggest lie and mistake i've ever made.
another one that i think was hilarious was in the 5th grade. girl's bathroom -- ME: did you know ___ has half a brain missing? girls: .. ME: seriously. they did surgery on her brain and accidently forgot to put her other half back in. girls: OMG. *shocked* are you serious? ME: no ..i was just joking .. girls: ohh .. it wasn't exactly that. put it was something along that line. anyways, i was talking about my cousin who was in there with me. i wanted to crack up so bad. silly kids. i felt inferior to them for a moment ..maybe i shouldn't have told them i was joking ..  and seriously, they actually believed me. at first i thought they were pretending but nope. 
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