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 Jul 28 2005, 06:40 PM
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 define our lives for us.  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293  |
How to play:
You say a problem. Doesn't have to be true, it can be if you want, whatever. Just name a problem. Make it short & simple, pls. Umm, yeah. Looks like this, folks. Bob: Someone hit me.. with a baseball bat. Tom: Hit that person back with a baseball bat! I fell off a cliff. Shit. Yeah. go on. & I searched (lie). hhehehahaaaaaaaa. xDDDDDDD. ---- I got hit by a baseball bat. 
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Jul 28 2005, 06:41 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Use the baseball bat and shove it up the person's hole. You go, girl.
I turned deaf because someone honked right next to my effing ear. //edit Damn you. |
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electric shock help me pls. Jul 28 2005, 06:40 PM
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I got pregnant by my brother. Jul 28 2005, 10:33 PM bab3egurl8o5 tell your dad
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I am a kleptomaniac dwarf Jul 29 2005, 05:24 PM Shortiiex get some self-esteem
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... Jul 31 2005, 03:26 PM PiGo go cry in a corner
There's a commercial on ca... Jul 31 2005, 03:35 PM osidepinay33 change the channel
i'm tired but i can't ... Jul 31 2005, 03:36 PM PiGo hit yourself in the head untill you are...
My fin... Jul 31 2005, 03:38 PM pinklove_stains kick her till she spits blood.
my eyes hurt. Jul 31 2005, 06:38 PM L!ckitySplit sucks for you
i have erectile disfunction Jul 31 2005, 06:40 PM hall0w go to the doctor and ask him/her bout it
im bor... Jul 31 2005, 06:41 PM L!ckitySplit kill yourself lol
my balls...they um ..they taste... Jul 31 2005, 06:47 PM PiGo ....stop tasting them?
I've never had the cha... Jul 31 2005, 06:52 PM L!ckitySplit well u used it now, congrats that'll be 50 buc... Jul 31 2005, 06:54 PM yummy_delight Read Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy... or that one b... Jul 31 2005, 06:57 PM PiGo read a book?
My rabbit ate all my banana! Jul 31 2005, 06:59 PM PiGo eat her.
I can't stop watching Disney Jul 31 2005, 07:13 PM PiGo It's on the television right behind me...
eat ... Jul 31 2005, 07:16 PM L!ckitySplit take them slowlly and put them in your eye!
m... Jul 31 2005, 07:19 PM suddenly she ignore her.
i lost this guy's phone number wh... Jul 31 2005, 07:19 PM L!ckitySplit wow that sucks, sorry lol
my butt itches but if i... Jul 31 2005, 07:21 PM suddenly she well thanksss.
demand money!
let's try ag... Jul 31 2005, 07:23 PM L!ckitySplit that sucks, then hes gonna think u just dissed him... Jul 31 2005, 07:26 PM PiGo aaw I'm sorry, try googling his parents if you... Jul 31 2005, 07:26 PM L!ckitySplit then loose weight and try harder!
my mommy sa... Jul 31 2005, 07:27 PM suddenly she ^x2 (i'm so sloww) practice with your head as ... Jul 31 2005, 07:28 PM L!ckitySplit your screwed lol
suddenly she keeps asking about ... Jul 31 2005, 07:32 PM suddenly she i hope not.
it's hopeless! Jul 31 2005, 07:33 PM suddenly she take painkillers!
i don't know how to thi... Jul 31 2005, 07:35 PM L!ckitySplit stop doing dirty things with your mom! u know ... Jul 31 2005, 07:36 PM PiGo yes....again and again and again.
I grew too much... Jul 31 2005, 07:37 PM L!ckitySplit gain muscle
im too sexy what should i do? Jul 31 2005, 07:44 PM PiGo tape her mouth shut?
I don't have a problem, ... Jul 31 2005, 07:46 PM L!ckitySplit watch degrassi or sumthin
im too sexy what shoul... Jul 31 2005, 07:47 PM PiGo Is that a problem?
I have summer school tomorrow ... Jul 31 2005, 07:51 PM L!ckitySplit get better grades unlike me. lol
i have to go to ... Jul 31 2005, 07:52 PM L!ckitySplit hit it
im hungry but my dads not here to grill ye... Jul 31 2005, 07:55 PM PiGo cook your fingers and eat them...
I have a lab re... Jul 31 2005, 07:57 PM L!ckitySplit throw a party
i need to get even better at anatom... Jul 31 2005, 07:59 PM L!ckitySplit just stare at her
my girlfriend's gone Jul 31 2005, 08:09 PM electric shock turn the smiley red.
I choked on my laughter Jul 31 2005, 08:57 PM PiGo ...stop time?
I'm hungry, but there's not... Jul 31 2005, 09:28 PM anqie drink milk.
my weenie is too small Jul 31 2005, 09:30 PM PiGo go through some hormone therapy?
the chocolate do... Jul 31 2005, 09:37 PM Maestro get over it acklyn
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but I want chocolate Jul 31 2005, 09:51 PM basick kill yourself
my name is steven Jul 31 2005, 09:55 PM electric shock drink water.
i accidently pooped on my neighbor... Jul 31 2005, 09:56 PM PiGo go to jail for beastiality
I want a shirt, but th... Jul 31 2005, 09:58 PM sharerol Apologize to the dog.
Get a fat man to wear it.
M... Jul 31 2005, 09:58 PM dancerellie714 buy some....or steal some...
i think i have a sta... Jul 31 2005, 10:09 PM PiGo lol, oops...
Change the station/CD
It's too h... Jul 31 2005, 10:15 PM mocassinsx29 Stay inside.
I have an inside-mouth pimple-bliste... Jul 31 2005, 10:38 PM PiGo you mean a kanker? Cut it out with a rusty knife ... Jul 31 2005, 10:41 PM dancerellie714 get some!
there's only a month left of su... Jul 31 2005, 10:44 PM PiGo skip school when it starts...
I get sucky service... Jul 31 2005, 10:44 PM L!ckitySplit that sucks
i cant think of another character to ... Jul 31 2005, 10:45 PM L!ckitySplit get prepared lol
im gonna have to miss the first ... Jul 31 2005, 11:00 PM PiGo That's a problem?
My tongue is too short Jul 31 2005, 11:02 PM dancerellie714 [mine starts september 6th ]
stretch it? lol
d... Jul 31 2005, 11:02 PM L!ckitySplit lucky, sept 6th huh?
dance on your own time?
my ... Jul 31 2005, 11:04 PM PiGo The chicken.
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I got hacked. :O Jul 31 2005, 11:08 PM dancerellie714 call 911? ha
i'm allergic to gummy bears Jul 31 2005, 11:09 PM PiGo switch to Gummy Worms?
I wanna jump out a window Jul 31 2005, 11:12 PM bab3egurl8o5 do it
I'm bored. Aug 1 2005, 12:16 AM bRoKeNxALoNE Then go eat.
Someone wants to egg my house. Aug 1 2005, 12:18 AM bab3egurl8o5 egg their house first
my shirt is too big Aug 1 2005, 12:26 AM lost [child] Change to a smaller ne.
My ceiling is getting wat... Aug 1 2005, 01:31 AM Paradox of Life Move out.
My mom is adopting a man-eating gorilla... Aug 1 2005, 02:58 AM napoleon034 Move Out.
I have an upset stomach. Aug 1 2005, 03:00 AM anqie you have constipation
milk comes out of my nose Aug 1 2005, 03:23 AM niez_cho tilt your head backwards
I see UFOs in the sky. Aug 1 2005, 04:27 AM DullStringedGuitar Go Get a Camera
I lost my Ipod Aug 1 2005, 10:55 AM Kenado EDIT//
Darn you beat me
Go eat something
my fing... Aug 1 2005, 10:58 AM Ken goto Baskin Robins 31 if u have one near you...
.... Aug 2 2005, 10:03 PM i heart john Come over to my place!
I'm hungry. Aug 3 2005, 10:35 AM xchrystizzle go raid the fridge
my camera doesnt work Aug 3 2005, 10:40 AM anqie buy a new one
i put a hole in the wall with my to... Aug 3 2005, 10:46 AM DullStringedGuitar get some ice
my camera ran out of film
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xchrystizzle go buy some more
theres a live snake in my stoma... Aug 3 2005, 11:16 AM xchrystizzle tell them you were just kidding
my hair is frizz... Aug 3 2005, 11:53 AM Ken O! get that new pantene pro V hair unfrizzment... Aug 3 2005, 11:55 AM Hiphop d[-_-]b er .. how is that a problem ?
i cut my own hair a... Aug 3 2005, 11:55 AM |
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