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Most outrageous lie you've come up with, ...or creative
maia_dc
post Jul 27 2005, 06:36 PM
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Sometimes I find myself BSing for no reason whatsoever.
Soo what was the most outrageous (or creative) lie that you've ever come up with?

Mine: I was at work, and my work supervisor asked me why I wasn't working, so instead of saying I was on break I said I suffered from severe asthma, and was currently undergoing post-traumatic stress from my aunt's "lung cancer."

...He actually believed me. Wtf?
 
 
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post Jul 27 2005, 07:36 PM
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LOL. There's an ad for George Bush in this thread. laugh.gif

Back to topic...

The most outrageous lie, I guess, was when I saw an ex boyfriend of mine when I was 6 months pregnant.

Ex: Wow, Felicia. Who's the dad?
Me: Huh? What are you talking about?
Ex: Who's the baby daddy?
Me: Er...I'm not pregnant. blink.gif
Ex: But you're stomach...
Me: Girls get beer bellies too. stubborn.gif
Ex: Danggg....sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.


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post Jul 28 2005, 09:35 AM
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QUOTE([f)
eleeza,Jul 27 2005, 7:36 PM]LOL. There's an ad for George Bush in this thread. laugh.gif

Back to topic...

The most outrageous lie, I guess, was when I saw an ex boyfriend of mine when I was 6 months pregnant.

Ex: Wow, Felicia. Who's the dad?
Me: Huh? What are you talking about?
Ex: Who's the baby daddy?
Me: Er...I'm not pregnant. blink.gif
Ex: But you're stomach...
Me: Girls get beer bellies too. stubborn.gif
Ex: Danggg....sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
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any way my best one was "i was sleeping" when i was little and had to do the dishes....haha it doesnt work any more
 

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maia_dc   Most outrageous lie you've come up with   Jul 27 2005, 06:36 PM
i heart john   LOL. There's an ad for George Bush in this thr...   Jul 27 2005, 07:36 PM
helllla jankyyyy   QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jul 27 2005, 7:36 ...   Jul 27 2005, 08:55 PM
suddenly she   QUOTE([f)eleeza,Jul 27 2005, 8:36 PM]LOL. The...   Jul 27 2005, 09:54 PM
DullStringedGuitar   QUOTE([f)eleeza,Jul 27 2005, 7:36 PM]LOL. The...   Jul 28 2005, 09:35 AM
c0cONuTTeR   QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jul 27 2005, 8:36 ...   Jul 29 2005, 05:46 AM
RED_RUM   ^ lmao, felicia thats funny well one timeee .. i ...   Jul 27 2005, 07:41 PM
Statistik   I lied many times to my teachers   Jul 27 2005, 08:56 PM
salcha   Actually, I have used the "my dog ate my home...   Jul 27 2005, 09:07 PM
jeSs1cA   I was supposed to make cupcakes for my spanish pro...   Jul 27 2005, 09:59 PM
yummy_delight   When I was younger, I was a pathological liar. I...   Jul 27 2005, 10:06 PM
aznxdreamer   my mom saw some cutting scars on my arm and she as...   Jul 27 2005, 11:44 PM
c0cONuTTeR   I told this guy I lost my virginity and I needed h...   Jul 28 2005, 12:11 AM
Heathasm   this guy i know thinks that i know magick and that...   Jul 28 2005, 01:41 AM
Paradox of Life   I talked to Brenden's (rockizlife) mom and I t...   Jul 28 2005, 01:50 AM
Frankie   QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Jul 27 2005, 8:56 PM)I lie...   Jul 28 2005, 11:39 AM
angel-roh   My friend: How come you dont live with your dad no...   Jul 28 2005, 10:39 PM
berry_lickable   that we had a pool   Jul 28 2005, 11:09 PM
Aestuarium   I didn't do it   Jul 29 2005, 12:20 AM
Spiritual Winged Aura   Most of them are lies that people actually believe...   Jul 29 2005, 12:24 AM
icy_wonderland   I lie too much I forget. ^_^   Jul 29 2005, 04:47 AM
incoherent   i honestly cant remember...i lie so much that its ...   Jul 29 2005, 12:42 PM
xtreme_<3   it was in the 6th grade. it was early dismissal an...   Jul 29 2005, 12:59 PM
rememberme   cool. I lied about being lesbian...   Jul 29 2005, 05:35 PM
soooo_retro_i_am   anything that comes outta my mouth...   Jul 29 2005, 05:36 PM
icy_wonderland   i finally remembered a lie! i was helping out...   Jul 29 2005, 09:41 PM


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