Most outrageous lie you've come up with, ...or creative Options

[maia_dc]

Sometimes I find myself BSing for no reason whatsoever.
Soo what was the most outrageous (or creative) lie that you've ever come up with?

Mine: I was at work, and my work supervisor asked me why I wasn't working, so instead of saying I was on break I said I suffered from severe asthma, and was currently undergoing post-traumatic stress from my aunt's "lung cancer."

...He actually believed me. Wtf?

[yummy_delight]

When I was younger, I was a pathological liar. I'd always lie about myself because I didn't think the real me was interesting enough and no one would like me if I was boring.

The lies I remember:
- I was a victim of racism in the South. I'd never visited a Southern state until this year.
- I was born in the Philippines. I was really born in San Diego.
- I knew Leonardo DiCaprio personally. It was the year of Titanic, and I can't believe that people actually thought this one was true.
- I was on parole. I used to get picked on a lot, but this lie saved me from a lot of bullying.

I was one sorry child.