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 Jul 27 2005, 01:29 PM
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Three tourists are stranded on an island and are captured by cannibals. They're taken before the chieften and he tells them "If you want to live, go out in the jungle and return with 10 pieces of the same fruit, don't try to escape my men will be watching you!"
Well, they all head out into the jungle and the first tourist returns with 10 apples. The chieften looked at him, and commanded "You must shove all 10 pieces of fruit up your butt without making any facial expression or sounds, or you will be eaten" So he goes for it, 1, 2, but on the third apple, he let out a scream of anguish, and he was tossed into the cooking pot and eaten. The second tourist returns with 10 berries, and the chieften tells him the same thing. He goes for it too, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and then he suddenly burst into laughter! The tribesman tossed him into the pot and ate him too. The first and second tourists meet in heaven, and the first tourist says to him "come on dude, you were so close! what happened?!?!" "well, I looked up and saw the third guy, and he had pineapples" rofl |
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Jul 27 2005, 04:46 PM
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Haha. That's funny.
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gotahemmi55 Three Tourists Stranded Jul 27 2005, 01:29 PM
Teesa awww...OUCH Jul 27 2005, 04:44 PM
DullStringedGuitar QUOTE(Teesa @ Jul 27 2005, 4:44 PM)awww...OUC... Jul 28 2005, 08:21 AM Paradox of Life I heard this one before. If I were the dude with ... Jul 27 2005, 04:48 PM x_lilvietdreamer_x pinapples?!? lmao Jul 27 2005, 05:17 PM hiromi I'd be amazed if the guy even got HALF the pin... Jul 27 2005, 06:01 PM RED_RUM haha ive heard that one before but its soo funny l... Jul 28 2005, 04:31 AM elmogurly lol, i heard that one before. pretty funny though Jul 28 2005, 04:55 AM laxumaster8 yikes! haha... Jul 28 2005, 08:57 AM kuyaulo haha owwwww man Jul 28 2005, 03:59 PM hall0w LOL ROFL LMAO LOL HAHAHHAHAHA pineapples hahhahaha... Jul 28 2005, 10:09 PM xenosaga this one really funny when i first read it lmao... Aug 3 2005, 08:42 PM yellowgurl ouch.. ya.. imagine if they were watermelons.... Aug 3 2005, 11:09 PM Purplefender86 I've heard that one a million times and it... Aug 11 2005, 01:39 PM charanjust4yu o my Aug 12 2005, 01:35 AM charanjust4yu o my Aug 12 2005, 01:35 AM charanjust4yu o my nice one Aug 12 2005, 01:35 AM DUMBO Hahaha. That was a good one. Aug 12 2005, 09:28 PM b0st0ngrl Hahaha, that made me smile Aug 12 2005, 09:31 PM |
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