George W. Bush= dead?, is it possible? Options

[sadolakced acid]

we've all watched ( or should have watched) those movies where the president dies or is in a coma and then they find a lookalike to fill in his role...

well, evidence that bush is already dead:

1. decline in thinking and speaking skills-
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/video1019.htm

2. d**k cheney, karl rove, WHY do they seem to be running the show?

3. supposition that "bush" was wired during the presidential debates- it makes sense if you assume that the "bush" we see is just an averge joe who looks like him.


we shouldn't forget that bush:

1. was a ivy league graduate
2. got the equivalent of a 1560ish something on his SATs
3. got elected the governor of texas

so, is the buffoon we see not the real president? is the real president in a hospital somewhere, or dead?

[*mipadi*]

I think I know what happened.

Long ago, Jeb Bush was on a patrol near the North Korean border, and he was kidnapped by Communists, along with his entire patrol. He was brainwashed by all the Communist leaders, then sent back to the US, where he was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor. Meanwhile, his domineering mother used his return as a political catapult for her son, George, to run for office. But unbeknownst to everyone else, Jeb had been brainwashed to assassinate his brother George when he ran for office. Thanks to the nightmares--not to mention quick thinking--of Jeb's commanding officer, Ben Marco (who bears a striking resemblance to Frank Sinatra, I might add), the day was saved, and George was not assassinated, and eventually became president.