A good read(Funny), Read it pllease Options

[BambooRckshw]

Do you wanna know what's wrong with this young generation.Pornography, everywhere I look I see it in some form or another>Infact just last week, when I noticed my old Ford 'XCIV BC(That would be '94 BC for those of you who use the Satanic numeral system)was running a lot slower than normal.Yep, My old Ford 'XCIV BC was quite the beauty, with it's dull grey paintjob,betatrack player,Canonized rubber wheels.Coal powered steam engine and total lack of safety features(Which still made it safer to drive than an SUV) It was the envy of many a person.But it wasn't just good looking, on a paved road with the perfect driving condition as well enough coal and water.It could attain such speeds of 4 km a day!!!! Well back to the rant.Well anyways I popped it's hood, only to see that it's steamer tubes, a most important part of the internal steam engine were clogged.Well after going to every auto mechanic listed in the phone book and finding out all these so called mechanics only specialized in the workings Internal Combustion Engine(Or should I say the Satanic Combustion Engine) I resorted to the lowest form of human activity possible. I resorted to having to use the *shudders* Internet.So armed the full unbridled fury my 28 k Dialup modem. I began an epic journey to find someone who could blow out my steamer tubes.Well after an hour of searching i found a website offering people giving out blow jobs.But what did I find no it wasn't a mechanic who could blow out my steamer tubes.IT WAS NOTHING OTHER THAN PORNOGRAPHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!So after lighting my computer on fire and having eyes reblessed.I set out upon the town ,now searching for a new set of steamer tubes all together.I was taking the Public Transit System or should I say the Satanic Transit Sytem.when i happened to run into a nice young woman(or so I thought)who offered me a Cleveland steamer.Well assuming by steamer she meant steamer tubes and since Cleveland was the most technologically advance place on the face of the earth. I happily obliged.What happened next. I cannot even write even on this most blasphemous of a mechanized computing box.All I can say is she turned out to be nothing more than a harlot!!!!Needless to say I did the only reasonable thing a respectable citizen of my caliber could do I poured turpentine on her and lit her aflame.Bit it isn't just these instances.Everywhere I look I see young women and poster depicting in their mini-skirts, and their tube tops.Why back in myday.And amount of skin should above the ankle(Including the face)would have been considered indecent exposure.

[elmogurly]

whoa. everything is satanic all of a sudden...