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 Jul 23 2005, 06:31 PM
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 I like it when it rains.  Group: Member Posts: 836 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,294  |
Only found in America
Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink... Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke... Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters... Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage... Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place... Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight... Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"... Ah, so true. |
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Jul 24 2005, 09:14 PM
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 not da vinci's mona lisa <3 Group: Member Posts: 644 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,781 |
wow VERY true
QUOTE Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke... hahaah yeah that is deffff. true aha |
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taggy505 Only found in America Jul 23 2005, 06:31 PM
its_annah QUOTE(taggy505 @ Jul 23 2005, 3:31 PM)Only fo... Jul 24 2005, 12:54 AM pyrochick19770 Very nice & accurate. (: Jul 24 2005, 12:57 AM
danielle_x3 QUOTE(pyrochick19770 @ Jul 24 2005, 1:57 AM)V... Jul 24 2005, 09:10 PM `SWTWiNKLE3YES ha ive seen these somewhere b4 .. the last one is ... Jul 24 2005, 01:12 AM DullStringedGuitar haha those r true Jul 24 2005, 01:33 PM CrazayChristian Poli Tics rofl Jul 24 2005, 03:21 PM airam what can i say?
we're fat, greedy americans... Jul 24 2005, 09:15 PM elmogurly i think someone posted this before, but there were... Jul 25 2005, 03:34 AM |
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