masturbation terms o.0, spanking ze monkey? |
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 Jul 19 2005, 03:54 PM
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mods--PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEE don't move this to the lounge! PLEASE! there are already too many topics there. it scrolls too fast
 but anyway-- what are some masturbation terms you know/use?  like... spanking the monkey? killing a kitten? unloading the rifle? dating mother palm and her five daughters? riding the noble steed? petting the dog? swimming with willy? wrestling the eel? etc etc etc. ...and it's in the guy's locker room because most of these terms refer more to guyssssssss. i guess? |
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Jul 23 2005, 10:24 PM
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 There is no cure for the heart of tearless eyes. -James Hall  Group: Member Posts: 67 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 141,536 |
whack you wanker is one common in my household.
Here are a few from me. Loosen the Moose (think moose as in stiff hair...). Limp the lizard. Mellow the Neanderthal. Here's a mean one for the Catholics, play hide and go f*** yourself. |
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anubis masturbation terms o.0 Jul 19 2005, 03:54 PM
xquizit choking the chicken Jul 19 2005, 04:03 PM
jsmooth4ever QUOTE(xquizit @ Jul 19 2005, 4:03 PM)choking ... Sep 16 2005, 12:27 AM Szeh Lol. They all mean masturbation? Jul 19 2005, 04:07 PM Shortiiex beat your meat
pull your pud
buttering the biscuit... Jul 19 2005, 04:09 PM pyrochick19770 polishing the rocket.
HAHA my friend likes that o... Jul 19 2005, 04:15 PM i heart john -- beating the bishop
-- cuffing the carrot
--... Jul 19 2005, 04:37 PM Frankie flog your log Jul 19 2005, 04:54 PM lilliannnn QUOTE(Frankie @ Jul 19 2005, 4:54 PM)flog you... Jul 21 2005, 10:00 AM Frankie QUOTE(lilliannnn @ Jul 21 2005, 10:00 AM)Grea... Jul 25 2005, 12:29 AM william ^haha, wtf frankie? Jul 19 2005, 05:15 PM Frankie QUOTE(william @ Jul 19 2005, 5:15 PM)^haha, w... Jul 19 2005, 09:03 PM william QUOTE(Frankie @ Jul 19 2005, 6:03 PM) it... Jul 20 2005, 04:09 PM Paradox of Life LMFAO!!
I think the term masturbat... Jul 19 2005, 05:36 PM IamRad QUOTE(AkaRyux @ Jul 19 2005, 5:36 PM)LMFAO... Sep 18 2005, 12:44 PM Lo Mein i think this one only relates to my town and i rea... Jul 19 2005, 05:46 PM maia_dc Giving in to the hand police.
Jerking the cyclops.... Jul 19 2005, 09:14 PM RiC3xBoy There are limitless terms. For instance, I'll ... Jul 19 2005, 11:35 PM #1distortion QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Jul 19 2005, 11:35 PM)There ... Jul 29 2005, 06:39 AM MyVermilionPlague One of my friends likes to say, "it's tim... Jul 20 2005, 01:32 AM icy_wonderland QUOTE(Despise @ Jul 20 2005, 2:32 PM)One of m... Jul 25 2005, 06:19 AM sp3nca toot your kazoo Jul 20 2005, 02:03 AM anubis QUOTE(sp3nca @ Jul 20 2005, 1:03 AM)toot your... Jul 20 2005, 02:07 AM Rayj jerking off
petting the one eyed snake
playing han... Jul 20 2005, 09:15 AM medic I am old school, beat'n the meat works for me. Jul 20 2005, 04:14 PM cookienmilkfornaps damn.. i've been laughing the whole way
uhh.... Jul 20 2005, 05:00 PM anubis QUOTE(cookienmilkfornaps @ Jul 20 2005, 4:00 ... Jul 20 2005, 11:47 PM cookienmilkfornaps QUOTE(anubis @ Jul 20 2005, 11:47 PM)go see t... Jul 21 2005, 01:42 AM cookienmilkfornaps http://www.forplu.com/community/life&style...n_ter... Jul 20 2005, 05:02 PM Frankie QUOTE(Rayj @ Jul 20 2005, 9:15 AM)jerking off... Jul 20 2005, 06:13 PM i heart john QUOTE(Frankie @ Jul 20 2005, 6:13 PM)flog = t... Jul 21 2005, 02:26 AM anubis QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jul 21 2005, 1:26 ... Jul 21 2005, 05:08 AM RiC3xBoy 5 Knuckle Shuffle Jul 20 2005, 08:38 PM xSiLLyMex Killing a kitten. hahaha. Jul 20 2005, 08:50 PM SpedMonkee shake hands with the governor
lmao u have to say ... Jul 21 2005, 01:28 AM Weird addiction QUOTE(SpedMonkee @ Jul 21 2005, 8:28 AM)shake... Jul 21 2005, 09:49 AM reanimateddroid heard somone i know refer to it as "chopping ... Jul 21 2005, 08:27 AM FATALxKiSSES My friend tells me he's going on a date with a... Jul 21 2005, 09:46 AM anubis QUOTE(FATALxKiSSES @ Jul 21 2005, 8:46 AM)My ... Jul 22 2005, 11:21 PM Angel_Cece whacking ze meat, eh? Jul 22 2005, 11:27 PM REBELnDISGUISE LOL...What a weird topic...someone online once ask... Jul 25 2005, 12:02 AM WhiteLotus* I'm suprised no one has used the term, "I... Jul 25 2005, 01:55 AM electric shock I'm turning Japenese.. Wtf?!
Hm. o.O when... Jul 25 2005, 06:07 AM x____duckii RED ROCKET!
Okay, I've heard that one fro... Jul 25 2005, 12:37 PM icy_wonderland theres the girl term..cut the pea...eww Jul 25 2005, 11:54 PM 'O' [B] one word...[COLOR=red]skeet!!![/CO... Jul 26 2005, 09:08 AM chaneun ...Do the moonwalk grab. :o Jul 26 2005, 01:14 PM ComradeRed Expanding Soviet Union! Glorious! Jul 26 2005, 07:50 PM icy_wonderland expanding soviet union? wat..? Jul 26 2005, 11:28 PM i can break Beating meat. Jul 27 2005, 01:09 AM joejoe22802 playing with your joystick Jul 27 2005, 01:36 AM Ephemeral Styles Choking the chicken. I didn't look at the prev... Jul 27 2005, 04:36 PM FlipsieDoodles (the guy looks at his right hand) "This is my... Jul 28 2005, 08:24 PM Funky Buddha Preparing for takeoff. Yeah, they are limitless lo... Jul 29 2005, 06:49 AM anubis oiling the hot dog Aug 3 2005, 04:58 PM Maestro They say beatin your meat down here and strokin yo... Aug 3 2005, 08:18 PM ldy_kari Girls:
5 finger express
Tuning the strings
Baiting... Aug 3 2005, 10:31 PM kpx_danny LOL. JERKING OFF LIKE CRAYZ Aug 24 2005, 11:17 PM vehvih Rolling the dice.
Wanking. [I use this one]
Jackol... Aug 24 2005, 11:49 PM pandamonium cleaning the pipes. Aug 25 2005, 02:11 AM reflection everyone here says jerking off Aug 25 2005, 09:15 AM ichigofan Stroking the Bunny.. lols got that from O&A +... Aug 25 2005, 04:29 PM freakonaleash i heard a guy say 'i'm going to bangkok... Aug 28 2005, 06:18 AM sm0kinm0nky shooting the gun Aug 28 2005, 08:25 AM Maximum_Tune815 some chinese ppl call mastubating "Hitting Ai... Aug 30 2005, 03:18 AM b-boymatt a five-knuckle shuffle
firing the gun (that one i... Aug 30 2005, 04:06 AM andromeda_90 this won't make sense but, "Stradling the... Aug 30 2005, 11:13 AM Tyler_Boss Answer the Bone-A-Phone
Assault on a Friendly Weap... Sep 2 2005, 01:36 AM Tyler_Boss Female Masturbation terms:
A Night in With the Gi... Sep 2 2005, 01:38 AM Tyler_Boss Digging a Trench haha Sep 2 2005, 01:39 AM Tyler_Boss Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw Sep 2 2005, 01:40 AM Tyler_Boss Trolling the Bermuda Triangle Sep 2 2005, 11:15 AM Frankie um...no...posting 5 times in a row!!! ... Sep 2 2005, 04:27 PM xcaitlinx omg i just looked on that site and this one is hil... Sep 3 2005, 09:39 PM Frankie QUOTE(caytexo @ Sep 3 2005, 9:39 PM)omg i jus... Sep 4 2005, 11:29 PM Tyler_Boss Tiptoe Through the TwoLips Haha Sep 4 2005, 10:48 PM Spiritual Winged Aura ^
LMFAO !!!!!! That's ... Sep 4 2005, 11:29 PM Tyler_Boss Male Terms:
1. Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss
... Sep 6 2005, 12:04 AM chaneun this topic reminds me of the snl news thing with a... Sep 6 2005, 05:01 PM anubis QUOTE(chaneun @ Sep 6 2005, 4:01 PM)this topi... Sep 16 2005, 12:15 AM bylrarzeitnt jerk off, f**k off, hit the pistol... Sep 22 2005, 05:29 AM MentPatient Haha, all I use is masturbate...
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