The Low Kick, hurts like a mofo Options

[MrElsewhere]

Inspired by wanting to rid the boys' locker of the many many many polls:

We've all heard of the low kick. So how many times have you been kicked there?

Me? I believe once or twice. Once in the last two years. And one a long time ago..

[Pulchritude]

I don't keep count but probaby 4 times in my life time? ehh reasons why it sucks to be a boy

[FATALxKiSSES]

I don't keep count but probaby 4 times in my life time? ehh reasons why it sucks to be a boy 

Don't EVEN get me started on why it sucks to be a girl...besides we don't kick there unless you deserve it.

[*mipadi*]

Don't EVEN get me started on why it sucks to be a girl...besides we don't kick there unless you deserve it.

Sweet, another "I'm worse off than you" debate. I'm gonna go get some popcorn and watch this unfold.

[Vozedale]

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Don't EVEN get me started on why it sucks to be a girl...besides we don't kick there unless you deserve it.[/font]

Sweet, another "I'm worse off than you" debate. I'm gonna go get some popcorn and watch this unfold.

Thank you mipadi. All "I'm worse off than you" debates are inconsiderate and immature, and in the case that you even do win the debate, how much better do you feel? NONE! Congratulations, you are an idiot. Moving on...

I wouldn't let a girlfriend kick me there (not without saying goodbye or being pissed off), and since she isn't a guy (and hopefully, never has been a guy), she doesn't know how it feels to be kicked in the crotch, and therefore, I don't see as she would have the knowledge to know if I deserve it or not.

I haven't been kicked there intentionally very many times and usually it was an accident when playing rough with someone. I was riding a girl's bike one time and they aren't designed to friendly for us guys. I didn't know this until I flew forward off the seat one time and banged into the bar balls first with nearly all my weight. That had to have hurt for at least 10 minutes. I don't remember, I was in a lot of pain.

I have prostatitis, whatever the hell that really is. I get testicle pain from time to time. It can last for hours, and sometimes the only cure is ejaculation (Thank God I'm not catholic). But whenever I do that during that time, during the end it feels like the aftermath feeling of being kicked in them. I can be quite moody when I am sore in that area, but lately I've learned to deal with it a lot better. I am have been quite paranoid, walking really slowly as not to jolt them and being overly protective of them. Since they are extremely tense and sensitive, the lightest touch hurts. Luckily, I've never been bumbed or hit there during these periods. One guy was being a complete dumb arse, and came pretty close, and if he would have hit me, there wouldn't be much left of him to talk about. Due to the swelling I can get as well, a hard hit could probably rupture one of my testicles.

My best description of it to women, is think about the worse splitting headache you have ever had. Make the pain constant and multiply it by at least 10, and that's what our testicles feel like for awhile. That goes without the loss of breath, with the addition of nausea as some guys might get.