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George W. Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Bush frowns. "But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy, Love. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send in Tony Blair, would you?" Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?" The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me." "Yes! Very good," says the Queen. Back at the White House, Bush asks to speak with vice president d**k Cheney. "d**k, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure," says the Vice President. "Let me get back to you on that one." d**k Cheney goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. d**k shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!" d**k Cheney smiles. "Thanks!" Cheney goes back to the Oval Office to speak with Bush. "Hey, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell." Bush gets up, stomps over to d**k Cheney, and angrily yells into his face; "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!" --- edit:// lmfao cB edits DI.CK Cheney's name. hahaha This post has been edited by anovation: Jul 21 2005, 01:56 PM |
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Jul 23 2005, 12:52 PM
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lol, that was even funny for me, a bush supporter
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incoherent this proves that the people in the white house Jul 21 2005, 01:55 PM
danielle_x3 lmao. crazy people running the white house :| Jul 21 2005, 03:33 PM hall0w hahahaha thats funny Jul 21 2005, 11:20 PM teeners__15 haha thats pretti good Jul 22 2005, 03:02 AM elmogurly oh my gosh. that's so funny. nice one! Jul 22 2005, 03:35 AM lbjshaq2345 yeah why did they censor d**k whats wrong with d**... Jul 22 2005, 03:38 AM Bobblehead425 hahaha!! lol many many stupid people....ho... Jul 22 2005, 10:38 AM Paradox of Life That was hilarious. I was hoping if it was a true ... Jul 22 2005, 09:42 PM anubis lol!
excellent
bush is so retarded. he ne... Jul 22 2005, 11:36 PM littlewhite The joke is not that funny but d**k is the funnies... Jul 23 2005, 12:11 AM icy_wonderland hahaha. stupid white hosue Jul 23 2005, 01:49 AM sadolakced acid i think the d**k thing may be just strange. i tho... Jul 23 2005, 02:59 AM pinayprincess what a idiot lol Jul 23 2005, 09:01 PM DullStringedGuitar hahaha
i knew Mr. "Dubya" bush was a dum... Jul 24 2005, 01:29 PM sheddingtears hahah. Jul 26 2005, 06:45 AM compleXperception lol, that one was reeally good!! i figured... Jul 26 2005, 05:37 PM xquizit LMAO! That was good. Jul 26 2005, 05:40 PM xchrystizzle hahahahaha my parents will love this x) my moms fo... Jul 31 2005, 11:29 AM AilVl33 haha for a second when i didnt get to the tony bla... Jun 8 2006, 04:43 PM marzipan RE: this proves that the people in the white house Jun 9 2006, 08:21 AM Twilites Love. Lol, thats pretty good. Jun 10 2006, 10:48 PM Programmer heh that was pretty good... Jun 11 2006, 09:19 AM magicfann har har, that almost made me laugh Jun 11 2006, 10:24 AM tootsie_kiddo Hahaha, idiots. Jun 11 2006, 10:26 AM
Tiffbaby So then who is the child? Was it the Queen? Lol. N... Jun 17 2006, 04:50 PM |
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