Would you fcuk me?, right now? Options

[iheartjohn]

Yeah, that's how I feel.

To get to the point, I went through something really awkward today.

As you know, I am engaged. Well, my fiance, John, has a brother that I haven't exactly met. He lives in California, but he flew down three days ago for the wedding.

Anyway, John, his brother (Charles), my in-laws and I went out to eat lunch at a buffet place.

Since John and my in-laws went up to the buffet table, I had to stay at our table to watch Geena and Charles stayed with us.

We got to talking and everything, and suddenly he starts complimenting me. For instance he said, "You have really nice legs."

I thought it was pretty creepy, but I just ignored it. Then he said, "Jesus, I wish I got to you first. My brother is always the lucky one....He always wins..."

And I tried to ignore that part. Then, believe it or not, things got even more awkward.

Charles: Can I ask you something?
Me: Yeah. What?
Charles: If you hadn't met my brother first...
Me: Mmhmm....
Charles: Do you think...?
Me: Do I think what?
Charles: Do you think if I met you first that we coulda...you know...
Me: Haha, I don't think so.
Charles: No, no, I'm not kidding.
Me: Oh. Well, it really doesn't matter, I met John first, haha.
Charles: It's fcuking hypothetical, Felicia.

I was surprised that he cursed at me We just stopped talking then and waited until John got back to the table.

Have you ever been in an awkward situation like that? Where a friend or a relative of your boy/girlfriend hit on you?

Dude, how am I gonna face him at the wedding?

[*anubis*]

haha. what a loser.

you shoulda poured water on him