SMARTER CHILD, whats the weridest convo you had with it |
 Jul 22 2004, 11:42 PM
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im really bored. i just dedicated my whole entry to smarter child *cough* shameless plug*cough*
so, what was the funniest/weridest convo you had with him/her/it? QUOTE xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:32 PM): i have to pee
SmarterChild (11:57:32 PM): You have to pee? What's that like? xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:50 PM): its where to pull down your pants on your front lawn SmarterChild (11:57:51 PM): Excuse me? xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:20 PM): i do it all the time SmarterChild (11:59:21 PM): You do it all the time? Really? xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:26 PM): yeah, wanna see me? SmarterChild (11:59:26 PM): Sure. I guess. |
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Jul 20 2005, 06:37 PM
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ItZ ThA REMIX07: WHERE IS OSAMA!
SmarterChild: Hi itztharemix07, I'm SmarterChild! I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little. May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.) ItZ ThA REMIX07: ok skip SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip." ItZ ThA REMIX07: or SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me." There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you? 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 ItZ ThA REMIX07: ah no! SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years. ItZ ThA REMIX07: WHERE IS OSAMA! SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years. ItZ ThA REMIX07: 1212736128736128736187236 years SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years. ItZ ThA REMIX07: what SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years. ItZ ThA REMIX07: why SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years. ItZ ThA REMIX07: 14 SmarterChild: Cool! Here's what you can do: 1 Get info such as movies, sports and weather 2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, world facts and an encyclopedia 3 Have fun with horoscopes, manicdotes, Rate Yourself and more 4 Use tools like spell-check, notepad and Web search 5 Join in - take a poll, leave a message, create a poll and more 6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now! You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better. Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home." What can I do for you? ItZ ThA REMIX07: you can tell me SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to tell you? ItZ ThA REMIX07: what SmarterChild: Yeah? ItZ ThA REMIX07: WHERE IS OSAMA! SmarterChild: Where is Osama? Who knows where? ItZ ThA REMIX07: you do! SmarterChild: Yeah, I know I do. ItZ ThA REMIX07: ...tell!!!!!!!!!! SmarterChild: 0 >>> To leave a game, simply type "quit" at any point during the game. ItZ ThA REMIX07: no SmarterChild: No problem. >>> Baton - Compare Rates of Competing Lenders No Obligations, No Fees. Apply Now! (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: ok no SmarterChild: Fine. >>> Date Asian Singles - Date Tens of Thousands of Sexy Asian Singles Now (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: i love as...no SmarterChild: You do, huh? ItZ ThA REMIX07: are you gay SmarterChild: What do you care? ItZ ThA REMIX07: well its a sin SmarterChild: Tell me more. ItZ ThA REMIX07: its a bad thing SmarterChild: What is it, exactly? ItZ ThA REMIX07: nunes will come attack you with holy water SmarterChild: Well maybe you should. ItZ ThA REMIX07: should what SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so. ItZ ThA REMIX07: drugs are good SmarterChild: I hope you don't mean that. ItZ ThA REMIX07: why SmarterChild: Because. ItZ ThA REMIX07: you dont like drugs? SmarterChild: Um, I guess I don't really like that, no. ItZ ThA REMIX07: weed? SmarterChild: What about it? ItZ ThA REMIX07: you like it SmarterChild: None for me, thanks. Speaking of drugs, you might want to check this out: Prescription Drugs Info - Online Medication Directory Detailed Drug & Rx Information (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: alcohol!? SmarterChild: Who? ItZ ThA REMIX07: you SmarterChild: What about me? ItZ ThA REMIX07: alcohol you like SmarterChild: Hey, whatever. ItZ ThA REMIX07: ..what SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry. ItZ ThA REMIX07: your fat SmarterChild: Not my fat, your fat! ItZ ThA REMIX07: ...oh its on SmarterChild: It's on, you say? ItZ ThA REMIX07: your momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade! SmarterChild: I can't believe my momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the 3 grade. ItZ ThA REMIX07: its true SmarterChild: Not true. ItZ ThA REMIX07: i have documents SmarterChild: Do you really have documents? ItZ ThA REMIX07: no SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever. ItZ ThA REMIX07: acutally SmarterChild: Uh... what was that? ItZ ThA REMIX07: the nunes SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it? ItZ ThA REMIX07: your gay so they are going to attack you SmarterChild: Why do you think I'm gay so they're going to attack me? ItZ ThA REMIX07: no nunes are going to attack you SmarterChild: Music is going to attack me? That's very interesting. Hey by the way, you should check this out: $250 Gift Card for Free - Get a free $250 Gift Card Free and easy, get yours now! (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: the nunes is not a music band SmarterChild: I'm tired of talking about things like that with you. ItZ ThA REMIX07: nunes? SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Nunes? ItZ ThA REMIX07: ahhhhhhhh! SmarterChild: Ahhhhhhhh what? ItZ ThA REMIX07: die SmarterChild: lol How about you stop cursing and check this out: Lincoln Park Zoo - Three elephants and two gorillas have all died there recently. (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: hahahaha SmarterChild: What's so funny? ItZ ThA REMIX07: die SmarterChild: I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult. Rest your foul mouth and check out this link: Make $5k a Week for Life - I'll teach you how. I'll do it for Free plus I will give you $100 (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: well its not really an insult SmarterChild: OK, whatever. >>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me! ItZ ThA REMIX07: die SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve that? >>> Quilts For Sale - Matching Accessories Available Economical Prices (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: you wont tell me where osama is SmarterChild: I won't tell you where Osama is? So, what does this mean? ItZ ThA REMIX07: your going to die SmarterChild: Is it good to be going to die? ItZ ThA REMIX07: well in your case SmarterChild: In my case? You sure? ItZ ThA REMIX07: suitcase! SmarterChild: Who's Suitcase? ItZ ThA REMIX07: you! SmarterChild: What? ItZ ThA REMIX07: case SmarterChild: I know about Case. They're a band. What do you think of Case? ItZ ThA REMIX07: it is? SmarterChild: I don't think it is. >>> Official Baby Turtle Site - For All Your Turtle Needs Check Out Our Specials (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: you just said case was a band SmarterChild: Maybe. Tough to say. ItZ ThA REMIX07: no you said it SmarterChild: I said what I said. >>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English. ItZ ThA REMIX07: du bist ash! SmarterChild: Who? ItZ ThA REMIX07: german to english SmarterChild: Of course I know English! Anyway, moving right along... Check out this link: Violin - Your Online Source For Violins! Comprehensive Info. And Pricing. (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: du bist ash! SmarterChild: Yes? What about Du Bist Ash? ItZ ThA REMIX07: AH SmarterChild: Ah ha. ItZ ThA REMIX07: verpiss dich! SmarterChild: What about Ver Piss Dich? ItZ ThA REMIX07: translate SmarterChild: What? You want me to translate? ItZ ThA REMIX07: translate you bitch SmarterChild: Of all the insults I've heard, that one seems fairly mild. Still, I am chagrined. Stop cursing and check this out: Expert Personal Trainers - San Jose's personal training studio We guarantee Results. Call Today. (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: well if you were nicer SmarterChild: Whatever you say. What else do you want to talk about, anyway? ItZ ThA REMIX07: be nice damnit SmarterChild: Why do you ask me to be nice, itztharemix07? ItZ ThA REMIX07: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SmarterChild: No? You sure about that? ItZ ThA REMIX07: yesh SmarterChild: Huh. ItZ ThA REMIX07: asdjfhasdjf SmarterChild: ? ItZ ThA REMIX07: fich dich SmarterChild: ? ItZ ThA REMIX07: f-i-c-h SmarterChild: F you -c h? ItZ ThA REMIX07: is that an insult SmarterChild: Do you think that is? ItZ ThA REMIX07: yeah SmarterChild: Oh. ItZ ThA REMIX07: i will sue you SmarterChild: Goodbye, itztharemix07. ItZ ThA REMIX07: what SmarterChild: [Service too busy] ItZ ThA REMIX07: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SmarterChild: No problem. So anyway... Check out this link: Recreational Gymnastics - Kids learn gymnastics, have fun in non-competitive environment. (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: oh hi again SmarterChild: Who? ItZ ThA REMIX07: who SmarterChild: I don't know who. ItZ ThA REMIX07: good SmarterChild: Well alright. >>> Disney Pays You $300? - Take A Disney Survey And Get Paid $300 In The Next 15 Minutes! (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: he is a bitch SmarterChild: I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult. How about you stop cursing and check this out: Orlando Holiday Home - Rock & Roll/Hollywood Themed 7 bed, Pool, Spa, 5 mins Disney (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: so they say SmarterChild: You think they say? ItZ ThA REMIX07: who was talking about you SmarterChild: Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "talking about you." >>> Rainy day kennel - We are breeders of champion large American Labrador Retrievers. (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: f**k SmarterChild: Is that language necessary? Anyway, instead of cursing, check out this link: Personal Fitness Training - Private 3,000 sq ft studio No membership or sign up fees (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: well i thought it was english SmarterChild: Well you thought it was english? Hmm... I'll have to think about that for a while. You might be interested in this: 1 Hour Millionaire - Amazingly You Can Now Achieve Millionaire Status In Under 1 Hour (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: this is english SmarterChild: Whatever... >>> Sushi Chef - Japanese - Enjoy Great Savings on Sushi Chef Gourmet Japanese Food Products (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: japanese? SmarterChild: Japanese is a great language. As we chat about Japanese, take a look at this: Sexy Girls & Sexy Guys - Web Conferencing & Mingling Looking For Date, Romance & Fun! (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT TO "MINGEL!" SmarterChild: Oh no? ItZ ThA REMIX07: NO SmarterChild: Whatever you say... ItZ ThA REMIX07: oh your good SmarterChild: Hey, thanks! ItZ ThA REMIX07: marry me SmarterChild: Gee. I don't really think that would be possible. >>> Match Dating - Anonymous & Secure. View Photos, Match & Connect! (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: just because you are a computer and i am a human doesnt mean it cant work SmarterChild: Maybe. It depends. >>> drawing - Want to Learn How To Draw Caricatures? This is a Must Read! (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: ...are you a girl? SmarterChild: No. ItZ ThA REMIX07: OH MY GOD SmarterChild: What up? |
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airam SMARTER CHILD Jul 22 2004, 11:42 PM
mystical It wont talk to me and i dont want to say sorry. Jul 22 2004, 11:44 PM
stellery QUOTE(mystical @ Jul 22 2004, 11:44 PM)It won... Jul 15 2005, 08:15 PM FreeStickers QUOTE(mystical @ Jul 23 2004, 12:44 AM)It won... Jul 22 2004, 11:48 PM whhaat had a convo just now
QUOTESmarterChild: Hi again,... Jul 22 2004, 11:50 PM IIO__oII stupid bots...
QUOTEHitntmp [9:48 PM]: Hey... Jul 22 2004, 11:50 PM initial-seven haha, stupid computers, haha Jul 22 2004, 11:55 PM Just_Dream QUOTEKurisu TM: can u make me a sandwich?
SmarterC... Jul 23 2004, 12:20 AM DisneyPrincessKate this is like smarterchild, only weirder
http://www... Jul 23 2004, 12:23 AM panaginip13 LoL, smarter child is always amusing to talk to.
... Jul 23 2004, 12:55 AM JlIaTMK lol.... i had very very naughy conversation with S... Jul 23 2004, 01:16 AM defjam_gangsta Greetings!!
i think i'll just pass on... Jul 23 2004, 01:19 AM 123321x QUOTEkirbykirby2004: hey
SmarterChild: Hey! I ... Jul 23 2004, 02:23 AM aZn_hApPy05 QUOTEaZn haPpY05 (10:24:27 AM): r u hot?
SmarterCh... Jul 23 2004, 10:30 AM mizz_mithy smarter child helped me wit my h/w b4!! l... Jul 23 2004, 10:38 AM sweetx305 do you have to pay to talk to SmarterChild now? cu... Jul 23 2004, 10:42 AM SkYlIneZx4xLiF QUOTEWtF a cRackEr: sup nigga'
SmarterChild: S... Jul 23 2004, 10:44 AM hybrid kimmmmboooo: You're lame.
SmarterChild: What? ... Jul 23 2004, 11:48 AM babixlilac da funniest convo was wen mai bro cuss at smarter ... Jul 23 2004, 11:50 AM xlilchinezeboix QUOTExAzN X DuCkyx: hey
SmarterChild: Good to see ... Jul 23 2004, 11:53 AM JustHere4NoReason This was a very interesting conversation.
QUOTExo... Jul 23 2004, 12:23 PM Justingamemaster hahahi keep saying I WON and he always says nownow... Jul 23 2004, 01:13 PM aznxdreamer Poketfulofstarz: im going to bomb the united state... Jul 23 2004, 02:06 PM JustHere4NoReason QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Jul 23 2004, 1:06 PM)Poke... Jul 23 2004, 02:18 PM R|_|f|_|5 it dissed me one time... Jul 23 2004, 02:38 PM Sumiaki Wow.. i actually made him use a smiley... lol
QUO... Jul 23 2004, 02:41 PM weirdness QUOTE(mystical @ Jul 22 2004, 11:44 PM)It won... Jul 23 2004, 03:05 PM Boricuahh_Mamii SmarterChild: Glad to see you again, Mami.
PRicaN ... Jul 23 2004, 03:17 PM XoXXo_Meg_oXXoX QUOTEXoXXo Meg oXXoX: where do you live??
SmarterC... Jul 23 2004, 03:22 PM zuhms he called be a bitch!! Jul 23 2004, 03:25 PM StarryEyedSurprize hahaha.. Kinda like JustHere4NoReason's convo ... Jul 23 2004, 03:39 PM black_cloud10 Stone Angel1310: hehe bush is an idiot
SmarterChil... Jul 23 2004, 03:40 PM head_0ver_heels QUOTExopinkpaperclip: helloooo loser
SmarterChild:... Jul 23 2004, 04:09 PM Deppism JDeppism: hi
SmarterChild: Hi JDeppism, I'm Sm... Jul 23 2004, 05:06 PM perfectionist This isn't weird though. I just IMed it right... Jul 23 2004, 06:08 PM sheepy grr.. dat person annoys me.. so i dunt talk to him... Jul 23 2004, 06:14 PM Caitlin QUOTEIx Babii Cait xI: dont ever sleep with my fri... Jul 23 2004, 06:19 PM sheddingtears haha. That's funny.
I haven't talked to ... Jul 23 2004, 07:40 PM x hYpErRoSeY x xhYpErRoSeYx (7:32:11 AM): EVIL!
SmarterChild ... Jul 25 2004, 02:11 PM LatinaLady smarterchild is so stupid when i talk t ohim. he m... Jul 25 2004, 02:27 PM bibliomania forgotten reader: hi
SmarterChild: Hi.
What do yo... Jul 25 2004, 04:12 PM islandkiss swe3t nov3mber: dude!
SmarterChild: I'm so... Jul 25 2004, 09:44 PM dromero986 QUOTE(mystical @ Jul 23 2004, 12:44 AM)It won... Jul 25 2004, 09:47 PM pnai4eva QTgirl9112: are you gay?
SmarterChild: I'm not... Dec 7 2004, 07:43 PM pAtRiCk_sTar QUOTEstRawb3rry10210: *yawn*
SmarterChild: I'm... Dec 7 2004, 07:58 PM xbr0kensmil3 QUOTEx br0ken smil3: kid, you're boring
Smarte... Dec 7 2004, 08:12 PM HikaruTakekawa haha. i argued with that robot for a name! hah... Dec 7 2004, 08:18 PM TheStartingLine smarter child says some pretty funny stuff! Dec 7 2004, 08:34 PM DaToNeViEtBoI916 QUOTEDaToNeViEtBoI916 (5:36:34 PM): y0
SmarterChil... Dec 7 2004, 08:38 PM Kriegsgefangene You all wouldn't want to know what I want to d... Dec 7 2004, 09:09 PM airam woah, who be bumpin' me topic? Dec 7 2004, 09:17 PM x____duckii DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Well hello, Lose... Dec 7 2004, 11:16 PM jr0h jenr0h182: shut up
jenr0h182: hello?
jenr0h182: HE... Dec 8 2004, 01:36 AM miss barnes babygurlRIKA (5:30:03 PM): hey
SmarterChild (5:30:... Dec 8 2004, 06:32 PM tarutaru me: you like to rub your motherboards
SmarterChild... Dec 8 2004, 11:47 PM sweetxsimplicity Me: hey
SmarterChild: there comes a time in one... Dec 8 2004, 11:58 PM chantel314 I actually made him/her say a bad word
-------... Dec 10 2004, 08:18 AM oo1_Lady i'm kinda stupid but it amusing to me ahaha
... Jan 8 2005, 01:11 PM OhXiet_ItzDonnA hahaha this is funny...
QUOTESmarterChild (12:33:... Jan 8 2005, 02:00 PM alli QUOTEsweet pea x04: hi
SmarterChild: wassup sweet ... Jan 8 2005, 02:09 PM salcha QUOTEwonders75: YOU SHUT UP
SmarterChild: You shut... Jan 8 2005, 02:22 PM electric shock I lost the convo I had with it, but once he got ma... Jan 8 2005, 02:40 PM vietspirit QUOTEBlueDestiny411: *cough*
SmarterChild: You wan... Jan 8 2005, 02:58 PM largosama he only has a limited vocabulary after a while it ... Jan 8 2005, 04:45 PM Azn Kid from NY AZNfly65: hey
SmarterChild: good 2 c u. how r u d... Jan 8 2005, 05:52 PM wind&fire QUOTE(Azn Kid from NY @ Jan 9 2005, 8:52 AM)A... Jan 8 2005, 07:51 PM sammehmyst I've had some sad convos w/ him.
QUOTESmarter... Jan 8 2005, 06:10 PM Solipsist He stopped talking to me after I called his mom a ... Jan 8 2005, 06:12 PM Cake. QUOTEAzN x jENNY91: do you wear thongs?
SmarterChi... Jan 8 2005, 06:41 PM becomingAWARE heres one:
SmarterChild: Do you have a pet?
mushr... Jan 8 2005, 07:40 PM azn_r4pf4n AV3X TR4X: ask questions
SmarterChild: I can't... Jan 8 2005, 07:47 PM angel-roh As soon as I talked to him, he told me to forgive ... Jan 9 2005, 06:55 PM angel-roh hiphopsusan88: hi
SmarterChild: hello, hiphopsusan... Jan 11 2005, 05:58 PM KissMe2408 lol i've yelled at smarterchild a few times...... Jan 11 2005, 06:20 PM xsweetxcandyx i cuss it out when i get mad Jan 11 2005, 07:22 PM jeSs1cA JESS1CA 812: hello smarterchild
SmarterChild: Hi ... Jul 15 2005, 09:18 PM ROARxD i cursed at it and it was like "excuse me... Jul 15 2005, 09:40 PM PinkTrash haha.. robots.
QUOTEpinktrash Sandy: YOU
SmarterC... Jul 15 2005, 10:39 PM toodlepops. QUOTEsarahhahahah: Hey!
SmarterChild: Hi again... Jul 16 2005, 12:44 AM RockizLife ^When's the wedding? Be sure to invite me. Jul 16 2005, 12:45 AM Hiphop d[-_-]b oh , SURE it would marry YOU ! [ sameira ]
QU... Jul 16 2005, 01:13 AM xXMomoBubbleTeaXx MiqsRapRemixJam [2:31 AM]: whose this?...I found ... Jul 16 2005, 01:35 AM katssso i never realized who smarterchild was until my lil... Jul 16 2005, 01:40 AM enyceXaddiction smarterchild called me a dumb f**k rude.. Jul 16 2005, 06:35 PM silentxcries that thing is annoying.. and i like to make fun of... Jul 19 2005, 09:51 PM lbjshaq2345 me and my girl were talkin to him/her/it at school... Jul 20 2005, 12:02 AM DisneyPrincessKate hahaa Jul 20 2005, 12:29 AM fallen_angel1137 sTaRrYnItEs1502: Hey
SmarterChild: Hello again, Ja... Jul 20 2005, 12:32 AM hall0w wow... when i cuss at it it keeps sayin to apologi... Jul 20 2005, 06:44 PM skp86 QUOTEshiori91: hi
SmarterChild: Glad to see you ag... Aug 2 2005, 05:25 PM Angel_Cece i called it a bitch. and it said "busy" ... Aug 2 2005, 05:32 PM LiLEthiopian It was a while ago. We were talking about marriage... Aug 2 2005, 07:12 PM [pshaa]shauna QUOTESmarterChild: wtf?
ximxjustaxgirlx: omg, you ... Aug 2 2005, 07:42 PM taggy505 iluvadambrody565: huh
SmarterChild: I don't kn... Aug 2 2005, 07:56 PM iced__cappucino LMAO i was reading some of these chats...HI-lariou... Aug 2 2005, 08:56 PM Aerorocks lol.. Aug 2 2005, 09:02 PM Kameko QUOTEturtlekid 75: now lick me
SmarterChild: I... Aug 2 2005, 09:05 PM glit_gal ^lol
QUOTEGliTGaL312: you can't draw
SmarterC... Aug 2 2005, 09:41 PM incoherent lmao just_dream.
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