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 Jul 20 2005, 06:33 AM
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 Theres a HERO.. if U look inside ur HEART  Group: Member Posts: 74 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 178,708  |
Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured." The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE. The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly. The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed. :-[ The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!! The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after. Question: What was in the prince's pants? (Scroll down for the answer) V V M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. What were you thinking hahahaha!! i lyk this jk lol ! 
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Jul 20 2005, 11:05 AM
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 4/5th of all people do not understand fractions. Group: Member Posts: 735 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,498 |
that was nice
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QT_Pnaii_Angel What Were You Thinking!? Jul 20 2005, 06:33 AM
ApocalypseAelis Haha, nice. XD
Heard it before, but I didn't... Jul 20 2005, 06:51 AM laxumaster8 haha...nice one... Jul 20 2005, 07:21 AM anubis lmao.
that's so candy shop. Jul 20 2005, 11:02 AM azn_punk LOL THAT IS FUNNY i was thinking something wrong..... Jul 20 2005, 11:15 PM Teesa hehehe, I definitely was not thinking that was m... Jul 21 2005, 01:12 AM
YoGrandpaIsFine QUOTE(Teesa @ Jul 21 2005, 1:12 AM)hehehe, I ... Jul 21 2005, 06:34 PM Paradox of Life Why would she turn red? Jul 21 2005, 12:07 PM ..:loveee.NuTTii Lol-good one. Jul 21 2005, 04:51 PM hall0w hahaha never thought m&ms Jul 21 2005, 11:18 PM teeners__15 haha....errrr im not perverted Jul 22 2005, 03:04 AM elmogurly haha. i think i've heard this before! Jul 22 2005, 03:36 AM lbjshaq2345 i was thinkin it was his d**k censorship sucks lol... Jul 22 2005, 03:41 AM Bobblehead425 LOL thats cool. no i didnt think it was anything e... Jul 22 2005, 10:41 AM SMiLEEFORMEE ahahah wow Jul 22 2005, 10:52 AM Aestuarium I had heard that one before
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why didn't t... Jul 23 2005, 12:42 AM RED_RUM lmao i it. Jul 23 2005, 01:17 AM its_annah Whoa. m&m. yeah. I so knew that..not.
Nice on... Jul 23 2005, 01:36 AM icy_wonderland o..i thought it was the hoohoo... Jul 23 2005, 01:45 AM QT_Pnaii_Angel me too..i thought it wuz *ahem*
lmao Jul 24 2005, 11:25 AM DullStringedGuitar haha
i really thought it was ...*coughs it out*
... Jul 24 2005, 01:31 PM Shortiiex yeah i already read this one...but it is still fun... Jul 24 2005, 10:08 PM danielle_x3 lol i was thinking something different :O
very cl... Jul 24 2005, 11:29 PM sheddingtears hahaha. yeah that is clever. Jul 26 2005, 07:00 AM |
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