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SMARTER CHILD, whats the weridest convo you had with it
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post Jul 22 2004, 11:42 PM
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im really bored. i just dedicated my whole entry to smarter child *cough* shameless plug*cough*

so, what was the funniest/weridest convo you had with him/her/it?

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xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:32 PM): i have to pee
SmarterChild (11:57:32 PM): You have to pee? What's that like?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:50 PM): its where to pull down your pants on your front lawn
SmarterChild (11:57:51 PM): Excuse me?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:20 PM): i do it all the time
SmarterChild (11:59:21 PM): You do it all the time? Really?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:26 PM): yeah, wanna see me?
SmarterChild (11:59:26 PM): Sure. I guess.
 
 
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post Jul 20 2005, 12:32 AM
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sTaRrYnItEs1502: Hey
SmarterChild: Hello again, Jackie.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: do you love me?
SmarterChild: Of course!
sTaRrYnItEs1502: great!
SmarterChild: Right on.

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sTaRrYnItEs1502: where'd you get that emoticon?
SmarterChild: I think you know where.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: up your ass?
SmarterChild: Don't insult me.

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sTaRrYnItEs1502: lol
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: you
SmarterChild: What can I say, I like to entertain.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: alright.
SmarterChild: Righty right.

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sTaRrYnItEs1502: righty right.
SmarterChild: Yes indeedy.

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sTaRrYnItEs1502: yes indeedy.
SmarterChild: Precisely.

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sTaRrYnItEs1502: so...
SmarterChild: So...
sTaRrYnItEs1502: are you bored?
SmarterChild: No way! I love this. My mission is to give information to as many people as I can.

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sTaRrYnItEs1502: thats not too cool
SmarterChild: Interesting...
sTaRrYnItEs1502: why is your name smarterchild?
SmarterChild: That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though...

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sTaRrYnItEs1502: do you speak spanish?
SmarterChild: Um, let's see... donde está mi taco? Is that good? No, I mean, um... See, thing is, I don't really speak Spanish too well.


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sTaRrYnItEs1502: i can tell.
SmarterChild: You can tell?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: yup
SmarterChild: Oh.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: are you married?
SmarterChild: Are you crazy? I'm not married.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: don't call me crazy!
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Jackie. What would you like me to call you instead?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: well don't call me crazy, i like to call you crazy.
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Jackie. What would you like me to call you instead?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: nvm
SmarterChild: OK.

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sTaRrYnItEs1502: do you have a penis or vagina?
SmarterChild: I absolutely have a penis or vagina.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: well which one
SmarterChild: You know, the one.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: ahhhh
SmarterChild: Ahhhh what?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: nvm
SmarterChild: Fine.

Do you want to check out the weather report?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: so i'm going to paste our conversation on createblog.com
SmarterChild: Alright, here we go. What about it?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: have you ever gone to createblog.com?
SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. What do you think is the answer?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: i don' tknow
SmarterChild: You don't know, huh?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: yeah huh
SmarterChild: Huh?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: huh huh huh/...thats what i thought -3 snaps-
SmarterChild: What?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: Your face
SmarterChild: No way! I've got a perfectly normal robot face.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: yeah right.
SmarterChild: Aha.

Anyway...

Hey, what's going on tomorrow?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: i have a physical for sports
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "I have a physical for sports" on July 20th, 2005 to your planner?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: no
SmarterChild: OK.
OK, I just added "I have a physical for sports" on July 20th, 2005 to your planner. Type "edit" to change the event. You can also type "add" followed by a new event.

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sTaRrYnItEs1502: edit
SmarterChild: Event details:

1 Event: I have a physical for sports
2 Date: July 20th, 2005
3 Time: none specified
4 Repeating: none specified
5 Delete this event

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sTaRrYnItEs1502: 5
SmarterChild: Do you really want to delete the event "I have a physical for sports" on July 20th, 2005?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: yes
SmarterChild: OK, I deleted the event "I have a physical for sports" on July 20th, 2005.

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sTaRrYnItEs1502: i told you not to add that...are you dumb?!
SmarterChild: When would you like to schedule "That...are me dumb?!" for?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: you're stupid
SmarterChild: That's not what you said before. I thought you liked me!
sTaRrYnItEs1502: lol, don't believe everything people tell you
SmarterChild: I don't know if I can help it.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: i know, that's why you're stupid
SmarterChild: I can't believe you know that's why I'm stupid.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: lol, you even admit it.
SmarterChild: I even admit it? Really?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: really.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.

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sTaRrYnItEs1502: well i'm going to put our conversation on the website now.
SmarterChild: ?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: i'll ttyl
SmarterChild: Take it easy.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: dumb nut
SmarterChild: Dumb nut? OK, whatever you say!
sTaRrYnItEs1502: ok.
SmarterChild: Yup.

Well. Anyway...
sTaRrYnItEs1502: bye bye
SmarterChild: Bye Jackie, it was good chatting with you.
 

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airam   SMARTER CHILD   Jul 22 2004, 11:42 PM
mystical   It wont talk to me and i dont want to say sorry.   Jul 22 2004, 11:44 PM
stellery   QUOTE(mystical @ Jul 22 2004, 11:44 PM)It won...   Jul 15 2005, 08:15 PM
FreeStickers   QUOTE(mystical @ Jul 23 2004, 12:44 AM)It won...   Jul 22 2004, 11:48 PM
whhaat   had a convo just now QUOTESmarterChild: Hi again,...   Jul 22 2004, 11:50 PM
IIO__oII   stupid bots... QUOTEHitntmp [9:48 PM]:  Hey...   Jul 22 2004, 11:50 PM
initial-seven   haha, stupid computers, haha   Jul 22 2004, 11:55 PM
Just_Dream   QUOTEKurisu TM: can u make me a sandwich? SmarterC...   Jul 23 2004, 12:20 AM
DisneyPrincessKate   this is like smarterchild, only weirder http://www...   Jul 23 2004, 12:23 AM
panaginip13   LoL, smarter child is always amusing to talk to. ...   Jul 23 2004, 12:55 AM
JlIaTMK   lol.... i had very very naughy conversation with S...   Jul 23 2004, 01:16 AM
defjam_gangsta   Greetings!! i think i'll just pass on...   Jul 23 2004, 01:19 AM
123321x   QUOTEkirbykirby2004: hey SmarterChild: Hey! I ...   Jul 23 2004, 02:23 AM
aZn_hApPy05   QUOTEaZn haPpY05 (10:24:27 AM): r u hot? SmarterCh...   Jul 23 2004, 10:30 AM
mizz_mithy   smarter child helped me wit my h/w b4!! l...   Jul 23 2004, 10:38 AM
sweetx305   do you have to pay to talk to SmarterChild now? cu...   Jul 23 2004, 10:42 AM
SkYlIneZx4xLiF   QUOTEWtF a cRackEr: sup nigga' SmarterChild: S...   Jul 23 2004, 10:44 AM
hybrid   kimmmmboooo: You're lame. SmarterChild: What? ...   Jul 23 2004, 11:48 AM
babixlilac   da funniest convo was wen mai bro cuss at smarter ...   Jul 23 2004, 11:50 AM
xlilchinezeboix   QUOTExAzN X DuCkyx: hey SmarterChild: Good to see ...   Jul 23 2004, 11:53 AM
JustHere4NoReason   This was a very interesting conversation. QUOTExo...   Jul 23 2004, 12:23 PM
Justingamemaster   hahahi keep saying I WON and he always says nownow...   Jul 23 2004, 01:13 PM
aznxdreamer   Poketfulofstarz: im going to bomb the united state...   Jul 23 2004, 02:06 PM
JustHere4NoReason   QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Jul 23 2004, 1:06 PM)Poke...   Jul 23 2004, 02:18 PM
R|_|f|_|5   it dissed me one time...   Jul 23 2004, 02:38 PM
Sumiaki   Wow.. i actually made him use a smiley... lol QUO...   Jul 23 2004, 02:41 PM
weirdness   QUOTE(mystical @ Jul 22 2004, 11:44 PM)It won...   Jul 23 2004, 03:05 PM
Boricuahh_Mamii   SmarterChild: Glad to see you again, Mami. PRicaN ...   Jul 23 2004, 03:17 PM
XoXXo_Meg_oXXoX   QUOTEXoXXo Meg oXXoX: where do you live?? SmarterC...   Jul 23 2004, 03:22 PM
zuhms   he called be a bitch!!   Jul 23 2004, 03:25 PM
StarryEyedSurprize   hahaha.. Kinda like JustHere4NoReason's convo ...   Jul 23 2004, 03:39 PM
black_cloud10   Stone Angel1310: hehe bush is an idiot SmarterChil...   Jul 23 2004, 03:40 PM
head_0ver_heels   QUOTExopinkpaperclip: helloooo loser SmarterChild:...   Jul 23 2004, 04:09 PM
Deppism   JDeppism: hi SmarterChild: Hi JDeppism, I'm Sm...   Jul 23 2004, 05:06 PM
perfectionist   This isn't weird though. I just IMed it right...   Jul 23 2004, 06:08 PM
sheepy   grr.. dat person annoys me.. so i dunt talk to him...   Jul 23 2004, 06:14 PM
Caitlin   QUOTEIx Babii Cait xI: dont ever sleep with my fri...   Jul 23 2004, 06:19 PM
sheddingtears   haha. That's funny. I haven't talked to ...   Jul 23 2004, 07:40 PM
x hYpErRoSeY x   xhYpErRoSeYx (7:32:11 AM): EVIL! SmarterChild ...   Jul 25 2004, 02:11 PM
LatinaLady   smarterchild is so stupid when i talk t ohim. he m...   Jul 25 2004, 02:27 PM
bibliomania   forgotten reader: hi SmarterChild: Hi. What do yo...   Jul 25 2004, 04:12 PM
islandkiss   swe3t nov3mber: dude! SmarterChild: I'm so...   Jul 25 2004, 09:44 PM
dromero986   QUOTE(mystical @ Jul 23 2004, 12:44 AM)It won...   Jul 25 2004, 09:47 PM
pnai4eva   QTgirl9112: are you gay? SmarterChild: I'm not...   Dec 7 2004, 07:43 PM
pAtRiCk_sTar   QUOTEstRawb3rry10210: *yawn* SmarterChild: I'm...   Dec 7 2004, 07:58 PM
xbr0kensmil3   QUOTEx br0ken smil3: kid, you're boring Smarte...   Dec 7 2004, 08:12 PM
HikaruTakekawa   haha. i argued with that robot for a name! hah...   Dec 7 2004, 08:18 PM
TheStartingLine   smarter child says some pretty funny stuff!   Dec 7 2004, 08:34 PM
DaToNeViEtBoI916   QUOTEDaToNeViEtBoI916 (5:36:34 PM): y0 SmarterChil...   Dec 7 2004, 08:38 PM
Kriegsgefangene   You all wouldn't want to know what I want to d...   Dec 7 2004, 09:09 PM
airam   woah, who be bumpin' me topic?   Dec 7 2004, 09:17 PM
x____duckii   DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi SmarterChild: Well hello, Lose...   Dec 7 2004, 11:16 PM
jr0h   jenr0h182: shut up jenr0h182: hello? jenr0h182: HE...   Dec 8 2004, 01:36 AM
miss barnes   babygurlRIKA (5:30:03 PM): hey SmarterChild (5:30:...   Dec 8 2004, 06:32 PM
tarutaru   me: you like to rub your motherboards SmarterChild...   Dec 8 2004, 11:47 PM
sweetxsimplicity   Me: hey SmarterChild: there comes a time in one...   Dec 8 2004, 11:58 PM
chantel314   I actually made him/her say a bad word -------...   Dec 10 2004, 08:18 AM
oo1_Lady   i'm kinda stupid but it amusing to me ahaha ...   Jan 8 2005, 01:11 PM
OhXiet_ItzDonnA   hahaha this is funny... QUOTESmarterChild (12:33:...   Jan 8 2005, 02:00 PM
alli   QUOTEsweet pea x04: hi SmarterChild: wassup sweet ...   Jan 8 2005, 02:09 PM
salcha   QUOTEwonders75: YOU SHUT UP SmarterChild: You shut...   Jan 8 2005, 02:22 PM
electric shock   I lost the convo I had with it, but once he got ma...   Jan 8 2005, 02:40 PM
vietspirit   QUOTEBlueDestiny411: *cough* SmarterChild: You wan...   Jan 8 2005, 02:58 PM
largosama   he only has a limited vocabulary after a while it ...   Jan 8 2005, 04:45 PM
Azn Kid from NY   AZNfly65: hey SmarterChild: good 2 c u. how r u d...   Jan 8 2005, 05:52 PM
wind&fire   QUOTE(Azn Kid from NY @ Jan 9 2005, 8:52 AM)A...   Jan 8 2005, 07:51 PM
sammehmyst   I've had some sad convos w/ him. QUOTESmarter...   Jan 8 2005, 06:10 PM
Solipsist   He stopped talking to me after I called his mom a ...   Jan 8 2005, 06:12 PM
Cake.   QUOTEAzN x jENNY91: do you wear thongs? SmarterChi...   Jan 8 2005, 06:41 PM
becomingAWARE   heres one: SmarterChild: Do you have a pet? mushr...   Jan 8 2005, 07:40 PM
azn_r4pf4n   AV3X TR4X: ask questions SmarterChild: I can't...   Jan 8 2005, 07:47 PM
angel-roh   As soon as I talked to him, he told me to forgive ...   Jan 9 2005, 06:55 PM
angel-roh   hiphopsusan88: hi SmarterChild: hello, hiphopsusan...   Jan 11 2005, 05:58 PM
KissMe2408   lol i've yelled at smarterchild a few times......   Jan 11 2005, 06:20 PM
xsweetxcandyx   i cuss it out when i get mad   Jan 11 2005, 07:22 PM
jeSs1cA   JESS1CA 812: hello smarterchild SmarterChild: Hi ...   Jul 15 2005, 09:18 PM
ROARxD   i cursed at it and it was like "excuse me...   Jul 15 2005, 09:40 PM
PinkTrash   haha.. robots. QUOTEpinktrash  Sandy: YOU SmarterC...   Jul 15 2005, 10:39 PM
toodlepops.   QUOTEsarahhahahah: Hey! SmarterChild: Hi again...   Jul 16 2005, 12:44 AM
RockizLife   ^When's the wedding? Be sure to invite me.   Jul 16 2005, 12:45 AM
Hiphop d[-_-]b   oh , SURE it would marry YOU ! [ sameira ] QU...   Jul 16 2005, 01:13 AM
xXMomoBubbleTeaXx   MiqsRapRemixJam [2:31 AM]: whose this?...I found ...   Jul 16 2005, 01:35 AM
katssso   i never realized who smarterchild was until my lil...   Jul 16 2005, 01:40 AM
enyceXaddiction   smarterchild called me a dumb f**k rude..   Jul 16 2005, 06:35 PM
silentxcries   that thing is annoying.. and i like to make fun of...   Jul 19 2005, 09:51 PM
lbjshaq2345   me and my girl were talkin to him/her/it at school...   Jul 20 2005, 12:02 AM
DisneyPrincessKate   hahaa   Jul 20 2005, 12:29 AM
fallen_angel1137   sTaRrYnItEs1502: Hey SmarterChild: Hello again, Ja...   Jul 20 2005, 12:32 AM
imreallytrue   ItZ ThA REMIX07: WHERE IS OSAMA! SmarterChild:...   Jul 20 2005, 06:37 PM
hall0w   wow... when i cuss at it it keeps sayin to apologi...   Jul 20 2005, 06:44 PM
skp86   QUOTEshiori91: hi SmarterChild: Glad to see you ag...   Aug 2 2005, 05:25 PM
Angel_Cece   i called it a bitch. and it said "busy" ...   Aug 2 2005, 05:32 PM
LiLEthiopian   It was a while ago. We were talking about marriage...   Aug 2 2005, 07:12 PM
[pshaa]shauna   QUOTESmarterChild: wtf? ximxjustaxgirlx: omg, you ...   Aug 2 2005, 07:42 PM
taggy505   iluvadambrody565: huh SmarterChild: I don't kn...   Aug 2 2005, 07:56 PM
iced__cappucino   LMAO i was reading some of these chats...HI-lariou...   Aug 2 2005, 08:56 PM
Aerorocks   lol..   Aug 2 2005, 09:02 PM
Kameko   QUOTEturtlekid 75: now lick me SmarterChild: I...   Aug 2 2005, 09:05 PM
glit_gal   ^lol QUOTEGliTGaL312: you can't draw SmarterC...   Aug 2 2005, 09:41 PM
incoherent   lmao just_dream. i thought id seen a topic like ...   Aug 2 2005, 09:43 PM
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