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 Jun 22 2004, 04:00 PM
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 What the fack.  Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519  |
Here's one my friend told me about..LoL.
Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me!!! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do???? The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and went home. 
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Jul 18 2005, 09:32 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
LOL. that was funny!
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tainted_angel ladies night out Jun 22 2004, 04:00 PM
LiNHy POO haha funny!! he must have been really HOTT... Jun 22 2004, 04:05 PM ppl_love_me thats good!! lols!!! I love it... Jun 22 2004, 04:20 PM darkangel AHAHA lmao. thats really funny Jun 23 2004, 06:51 PM islandkiss hahah. yay.. this is my 1,000th post!!... Jun 23 2004, 08:04 PM Mini hahahhaha, that's hilarious...took back the mo... Jun 23 2004, 08:08 PM mai_z hehehe that's awesome!!! poor man ... Jun 24 2004, 03:17 PM lemonlina haha! I saw an animation for that joke. It was... Jun 24 2004, 03:37 PM xsw33t_t3mptasianx Haha!...smooth....That's funny
--][My Xan... Jun 24 2004, 03:37 PM mega_m hahahaha thas hilarious Jun 24 2004, 06:22 PM Winter OMG hahaha that was awesome. Jun 25 2004, 08:42 PM jz1134 lol thats a good deal! Jun 25 2004, 09:30 PM ji_cabinx that's funny! Jun 26 2004, 03:54 PM baybietenshi lol, must've hurt....ouch Jun 26 2004, 04:40 PM ur_my_sweety20 no matter how entertaining that was...and i would ... Jun 26 2004, 07:26 PM dani41790 hahaha lolz man thats funni yet wrong Jul 13 2004, 07:00 PM bored2death08 lol! thats great! Jul 14 2004, 04:47 PM d3v1l1ci0us lmao Jul 15 2004, 02:53 AM XaZnX07 shits haha nice
.:tony:. Jul 15 2004, 01:01 PM Mireh LOL! Smartness! Jul 16 2004, 10:27 PM LiLCandyAngel lol hahah Jul 17 2004, 07:45 AM Beyond Elite That's pretty funny! Jul 17 2004, 06:37 PM conster lmao thats smart! Jul 19 2004, 09:41 PM xSiLLyMex LOL funny & smart. Jul 19 2005, 01:39 AM emazing LMFAO. <3. What a very smart thing to do. Jul 19 2005, 06:49 PM ..:loveee.NuTTii Lmao-that was awesome Jul 19 2005, 07:58 PM michelle_07 haha. i've never heard that one before. that... Jul 19 2005, 08:04 PM
SpedMonkee ive heard that one before, only it was 3 guys at a... Jul 24 2005, 07:33 PM |
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