*A girls firs time*, lol |
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*A girls firs time*, lol |
Mar 4 2005, 09:17 PM
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Lol oops... supposed to be "first" but yeah you get it x]
I did try searching for this and came up with nothing so yeah.... >.< I'm pretty sure most of you have read this before 'cuz its kinda old lol and im bored so yeah =/ *A Girls First Time* (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy) It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him ;more room for an easy entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinkin' ? PERVERT I know what you were thinking! |
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Jul 18 2005, 10:15 AM
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haha i've read so many other things like this. tsk tsk lol
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Funky Buddha *A girls firs time* Mar 4 2005, 09:17 PM
123Shot LOL..uhh i think u can guess what i was thinkin ab... Mar 4 2005, 09:30 PM
kandiapplegrl ...old. Mar 4 2005, 09:38 PM
Funky Buddha ^^Please read the whole post.. I already said that... Mar 4 2005, 09:39 PM
kandiapplegrl i didn't intend for you to take it in a mean w... Mar 4 2005, 09:42 PM
Funky Buddha ^^ I didn't take it in a mean way... you just ... Mar 4 2005, 09:44 PM
wind&fire it has been posted before... but yes i was thinkin... Mar 4 2005, 09:45 PM
d0rkbaby QUOTE(wind&fire @ Mar 4 2005, 7:45 PM)but... Mar 6 2005, 02:24 AM
HoodieObsessed QUOTE(wind&fire @ Mar 4 2005, 6:45 PM)it ... Mar 18 2005, 04:35 PM
tofuburger hold up..lemme read that again -.-;;; Mar 6 2005, 02:04 AM
the_crox also i was thinking of sex. Mar 6 2005, 04:09 AM
toyo loco hhahahhahaha i was thinking of sex too .. lolz Mar 6 2005, 04:32 AM
cocoalightning27 now really, who didn't read the joke before an... Mar 6 2005, 10:20 AM
sadolakced acid QUOTE(cocoalightning27 @ Mar 6 2005, 10:20 AM... Jul 23 2005, 03:04 AM
hosing I think who ever dosent think of sex reading it is... Mar 6 2005, 10:22 AM
danielle_x3 QUOTE(hosing @ Mar 6 2005, 10:22 AM)I think w... Jul 18 2005, 09:58 AM
nevernothere Well c'mon.. you MADE us think that way. Good ... Mar 6 2005, 10:28 AM
yukichan QUOTE(nevernothere @ Mar 6 2005, 5:28 AM)Well... Mar 13 2005, 03:29 AM
lakerfever2476 That joke is so perverted !! =) Mar 7 2005, 02:37 PM
Shortiiex i think this was already posted..but oh wells
wha... Mar 7 2005, 04:18 PM
aznxdreamer this has been posted a couple of times already Mar 7 2005, 06:04 PM
SMUSHiENESS lols. there are alot of diffrent versions of that ... Mar 7 2005, 09:50 PM
with_time_it_fades the first time i read that i was like what in the ... Mar 7 2005, 09:52 PM
sweet_devil QUOTE(with_time_it_fades @ Mar 8 2005, 10:52 ... Jun 2 2005, 06:05 AM
danishcookiez hahaha, that story always cracks me up. Mar 8 2005, 09:59 PM
FireArrow Mhm.. I was thinking of dentist all along... =)... Mar 8 2005, 11:43 PM
salcha haah i got this before,
first time i read it thoug... Mar 8 2005, 11:54 PM
bab3egurl8o5 ive seen that one soo long ago..like 2 years maybe... Mar 9 2005, 08:54 PM
lilphoenix Heard it. Mar 11 2005, 01:40 PM
xd0rkette ah, im a dirty girl. Mar 11 2005, 04:54 PM
chaneun this joke was posted before Mar 12 2005, 06:48 PM
ch33sylici0us ok. Mar 13 2005, 04:16 AM
yanners i've read this one before. Mar 13 2005, 08:30 AM
pinayprincess lol thaz funny Mar 14 2005, 10:18 PM
Litobabygurl88 haha. don't we all
but i read it over again. ... Mar 15 2005, 12:30 AM
OREOxCOOKIE LOL thats fricken fracken hilarious. and oh so per... Mar 16 2005, 12:27 AM
alli haha of course thinking of it..
who wouldnt be.. Mar 17 2005, 07:55 PM
ItzOnlySydney haha. Mar 18 2005, 04:40 PM
fairyprincess_009 lol. Mar 21 2005, 06:33 AM
lilxroxy ahah. i wasn`t thinking abt sex even thio i re... Mar 21 2005, 07:24 AM
rockstah_14 ahahhahhahah! you flippin lil naughty kid! Apr 22 2005, 12:56 AM
toodlepops. I've heard this before but it's still okay... Apr 23 2005, 10:45 PM
chinesekimchi WOAHHH!!! I THOUGHT...lol u kno. Lmao ... Jun 1 2005, 07:27 PM
weebekahng lol omg i thought she was getting rape or somthing... Jun 1 2005, 08:29 PM
surfhottieoffcoast OMG!!!!! THATS SO FUNNY! ... Jun 2 2005, 01:00 PM
Weird addiction i swear i didn't think dirty Jun 2 2005, 01:05 PM
literemix24 Roflmao, oOO dirty. ;] Jun 5 2005, 07:33 PM
Animeloverhk93 wow.. O_O kinda scary lol hehe it got everyone thi... Jun 11 2005, 04:24 PM
xxaznxgurlxx nasty minded.. =) but yes yes .. at first when i r... Jun 15 2005, 04:34 PM
KERP1UNK i thought the same too...i almost stopped reading ... Jun 15 2005, 06:36 PM
ichigofan lol omg im so dirtyyyyyyyyy.......... that was fun... Jun 15 2005, 07:03 PM
hall0w lol im naughty Jul 17 2005, 10:46 PM
xXMomoBubbleTeaXx I kno what I was thinkin..to me it never gets old.... Jul 17 2005, 10:51 PM
Hell-Rell that was a good one Jul 18 2005, 10:19 AM
cookienmilkfornaps haha... thats was funny... i like everyone else wa... Jul 22 2005, 07:24 PM
[pshaa]shauna lol...i got that in a forward Jul 22 2005, 07:35 PM
sheddingtears haha theres this one about a cow and mosquito. Jul 26 2005, 06:44 AM![]() ![]() |