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 Jul 17 2005, 07:33 PM
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These are actual announcements made by in-flight attendants:
Before takeoff: "To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. Actually, it works just like every other seat belt on the planet. If you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised." and: "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, or someone who is acting like a small child, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two such persons, decide now which one you love more." Shortly before arrival: "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees, with some broken clouds; but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your travel money, more than this airline." On the ground, after an exceedingly bumpy landing: "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash' and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal." On arrival: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at this airline." 
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Jul 17 2005, 07:40 PM
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Haha, those were funny
QUOTE(taggy505 @ Jul 17 2005, 7:33 PM) These are actual announcements made by in-flight attendants: On the ground, after an exceedingly bumpy landing: "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash' and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."  ^That one was my favorite lol. |
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taggy505 Actual Airline Announcements Jul 17 2005, 07:33 PM
elmogurly Haha. Those are funny. Strange airlines these days... Jul 17 2005, 09:27 PM ..:loveee.NuTTii I couldn't decide between the last three. =D Jul 19 2005, 08:32 PM icy_wonderland QUOTE(taggy505 @ Jul 18 2005, 8:33 AM)On arri... Jul 20 2005, 02:29 AM anubis QUOTEStop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it ov... Jul 20 2005, 02:30 AM Kristinaa QUOTE"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin ... Jul 20 2005, 02:34 AM ApocalypseAelis That made me think of a SNL episode with Will Ferr... Jul 20 2005, 06:54 AM 1121 LOL funny funny Jul 20 2005, 12:21 PM Paradox of Life QUOTE(taggy505 @ Jul 17 2005, 6:33 PM)"I... Jul 20 2005, 01:12 PM azn_punk lol thats funny Jul 20 2005, 11:11 PM aznxdreamer wow..i was jsut ona plane were theflight attendant... Jul 31 2005, 02:47 PM
napoleon034 lol i like those Aug 1 2005, 01:33 AM |
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