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bar jokes
DrSMooTH
post Jul 16 2005, 02:44 AM
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here are some bar jokes i've heard from my teacher. He used to be a bartender.

what do you call a doe with no eyes

no eyedeer

what do you call the same animal with no legs

still no eyedeer

There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was asalted.
 
 
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hiromi
post Jul 17 2005, 04:24 PM
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You got the "Asalted" joke from Monty Python didn't you XD;;;
 

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blkpride   bar jokes   Jul 16 2005, 02:44 AM
elmogurly   hehe, that was cute   Jul 16 2005, 03:39 AM
hiromi   You got the "Asalted" joke from Monty Py...   Jul 17 2005, 04:24 PM
pandamonium   thast reallly cute ahah   Jul 17 2005, 05:08 PM


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