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The chicken and the frog
DrSMooTH
post Jul 16 2005, 02:49 AM
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okay, here's another bar joke that's longer:

So, at this library, a chicken walks in and goes to the librarian and says "Book, Book, Book". The librarian gives it three books and he leaves. The same thing happens the next day, and the next and the next. On the fifth day, a man sees the chicken walk in and say "book book book" to the librarian, and the librarian gives it three books. When the chicken leaves, the man follows it to a pond in the middle of town. He sees the chicken go to a frog in the pond and say "book book book", and the frog says "riddit riddit riddit" (end of joke)

very corny.
 
 
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dao
post Jul 16 2005, 04:06 AM
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hold up, thats antilicious
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it took me a sec to figure that out.. haha.. well nice joke...
 
irenex3
post Jul 16 2005, 01:56 PM
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like omfg
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QUOTE(dao @ Jul 16 2005, 2:06 AM)
it took me a sec to figure that out.. haha.. well nice joke...
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^^^ ya same here
 

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