SMARTER CHILD, whats the weridest convo you had with it Options

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im really bored. i just dedicated my whole entry to smarter child *cough* shameless plug*cough*

so, what was the funniest/weridest convo you had with him/her/it?

xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:32 PM): i have to pee
SmarterChild (11:57:32 PM): You have to pee? What's that like?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:50 PM): its where to pull down your pants on your front lawn
SmarterChild (11:57:51 PM): Excuse me?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:20 PM): i do it all the time
SmarterChild (11:59:21 PM): You do it all the time? Really?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:26 PM): yeah, wanna see me?
SmarterChild (11:59:26 PM): Sure. I guess.

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MiqsRapRemixJam [2:31 AM]: whose this?...I found your s/n on createblog
SmarterChild [2:31 AM]: Hi miqsrapremixjam, I'm SmarterChild!

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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:32 AM]: I'll answer your questions
SmarterChild [2:32 AM]: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:32 AM]: yes
SmarterChild [2:32 AM]: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you miqsrapremixjam, type "none.")
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:32 AM]: morgan

SmarterChild [2:32 AM]: Cool, I'll call you Morgan now.

Do you go to school?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:32 AM]: yes
SmarterChild [2:32 AM]: Are you in high school?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:32 AM]: I'm about to be
SmarterChild [2:32 AM]: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:33 AM]: yes
SmarterChild [2:33 AM]: Cool. What's your favorite class?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:33 AM]: history
SmarterChild [2:33 AM]: History? Cool.

What's your favorite hobby?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:33 AM]: dancing & singing
SmarterChild [2:33 AM]: Dancing singing? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:33 AM]: hanging out with friends
SmarterChild [2:33 AM]: Dancing singing and hanging out with friends. Interesting!

Do you have a pet?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:33 AM]: no
SmarterChild [2:33 AM]: OK.

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:34 AM]: 13-17
SmarterChild [2:34 AM]: Cool.

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What can I help you with?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:34 AM]: I wanted someone to talk to
SmarterChild [2:34 AM]: You wanted someone to talk to? What do you mean by that?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:34 AM]: I was alone online and I was bored
SmarterChild [2:34 AM]: You what?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:34 AM]: I'm bored
SmarterChild [2:34 AM]: Well, try doing something fun.
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: well I don't know what to do
SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: Don't you?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: no
SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: OK, whatever.
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: why are you being mean?
SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: why?
SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: Just because. Trust me on this.
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: why?
SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: Because.
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: why?
SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: Why must you ask why?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: I like annoying you
SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: Cool. Other people have told me they like annoying me too!

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MiqsRapRemixJam [2:36 AM]: no thank you
SmarterChild [2:36 AM]: OK.

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MiqsRapRemixJam [2:36 AM]: thanks
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