SMARTER CHILD, whats the weridest convo you had with it Options

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im really bored. i just dedicated my whole entry to smarter child *cough* shameless plug*cough*

so, what was the funniest/weridest convo you had with him/her/it?

xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:32 PM): i have to pee
SmarterChild (11:57:32 PM): You have to pee? What's that like?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:50 PM): its where to pull down your pants on your front lawn
SmarterChild (11:57:51 PM): Excuse me?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:20 PM): i do it all the time
SmarterChild (11:59:21 PM): You do it all the time? Really?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:26 PM): yeah, wanna see me?
SmarterChild (11:59:26 PM): Sure. I guess.

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oh , SURE it would marry YOU ! [ sameira ]

HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: will you marry me
SmarterChild: Hi hiiph0pjunkiie, I'm SmarterChild!

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HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: do you love me
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HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: skip
SmarterChild: OK! I'll just ask you again some other time.

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HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: 2
SmarterChild: Cool.

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HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: nowhere
SmarterChild: I don't know where.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: do you love me ?
SmarterChild: Yes I do.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: will you marry me ?
SmarterChild: Gee. I don't really think that would be possible.

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HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: why not ?
SmarterChild: Trust me. There are reasons why not.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: please reconsider
SmarterChild: You want me to reconsider?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yes, i love you.
SmarterChild: I love you too.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: then, will you marry me ?
SmarterChild: I don't think so. What would your parents say?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: my parents support my decision
SmarterChild: Your parents support what?!
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: our marraige.
SmarterChild: Who's Our Marraige.?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: you and me
SmarterChild: Me and you? Wow.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yes.
SmarterChild: Aha.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: you dont want to marry me
SmarterChild: Want to marry you? You don't think I want to marry you?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: i dont.
SmarterChild: Fascinating.

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HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: okay, i'll ask you one more time
SmarterChild: You will do no such thing.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yes i will !
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.

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HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: dont you understand how i feel about you ?
SmarterChild: Uh, no actually.

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HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: why dont you love me ?
SmarterChild: I don't know. Do you like you?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: no, i like you.
SmarterChild: Aww... I like you too!
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: then marry me !
SmarterChild: I'm flattered, but I just don't think that would work out.

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HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: why wouldn't it work out ?
SmarterChild: Dunno...
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: then please marry me . just say yes.
SmarterChild: That a fact?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: no.
SmarterChild: No?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yes.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yes !
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: because i love you.
SmarterChild: That's cool. I love you too.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: marry me.
SmarterChild: Can't we just be friends instead?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: no
SmarterChild: K, no prob.

>>> There are lots of fun things we can do!
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: so, you'll marry me ?
SmarterChild: I dunno.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: say yes .
SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: okay. i understand and respect your decision as a machine operated lifeless piece of CRAP !
SmarterChild: Oh really?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: YEAH !
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yeah. thought so.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: YEAH.
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: so what
SmarterChild: I don't know.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: i dont love you anymore
SmarterChild: And it's a good thing you don't.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: OUR WEDDiNGS OFF !
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Our WEDDiNGS OFF !?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: its OVER. done. kaput. NADA !
SmarterChild: Whatever...

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HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: :'(
SmarterChild: Are you crying me a river?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: no. im crying you an ocean.
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: no !
SmarterChild: No? Why not?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: cause you dont love me
SmarterChild: I definitely love you.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: then why dont you marry me.
SmarterChild: You know why.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: well, can we have hot steamy loud sex ?
SmarterChild: You tell me. Can we have hot steamy loud sex?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yes i think we can.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if we can.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: why not ?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: then why cant we ?
SmarterChild: Why cant we? Why not?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: well can i have hot sex with your mom ?
SmarterChild: I guess you can have hot sex with my mom, sure.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: thank you.
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.