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 May 23 2004, 09:38 PM
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GOD IS LIKE.........
A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results: BAYER ASPIRIN He works miracles. a FORD He's got a better idea. COKE He's the real thing. HALLMARK CARDS He cares enough to send His very best. TIDE He gets the stains out that others leave behind. GENERAL ELECTRIC He brings good things to life. SEARS He has everything. ALKA-SELTZER Try him, you'll like Him. SCOTCH TAPE You can't see him, but you know He's there. DELTA He's ready when you are. ALLSTATE You're in good hands with Him. VO-5 Hair Spray He holds through all kinds of weather. DIAL SOAP Aren't you glad you have Him. Don't you wish everybody did. the US POST OFFICE Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination. |
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Jul 16 2005, 12:41 AM
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i thought there would be like something really naughty about that for some reason
 aww... oh well 
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princess2113 God is like... May 23 2004, 09:38 PM
krnxswat Haha. How cute. May 23 2004, 10:10 PM dani41790 wow thats realli cute n sooo tru May 24 2004, 04:18 PM CloudUnionX Lol, cute. May 24 2004, 04:30 PM faithin_felix lol.
how about gatorade
is in it you?
the god ... May 24 2004, 05:20 PM IIO__oII aw thats great! May 26 2004, 11:56 PM GinaDaQueen How clever! I really liked these :) May 29 2004, 02:56 PM Just_Dream aww cute =D hehes The Lord does do wonders ^_^ LoL... May 29 2004, 04:40 PM hybrid Haha, I like the Sears one. Haha. May 29 2004, 04:54 PM LatinaLady ha-ha those are cute May 29 2004, 07:31 PM elmogurly awww those are cute! Jul 15 2005, 11:11 PM
pandamonium QUOTE(anubis @ Jul 16 2005, 12:41 AM)i though... Jul 16 2005, 01:56 AM vivacious QUOTE(pandamonium @ Jul 15 2005, 11:56 PM)yea... Jul 16 2005, 04:21 PM |
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