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Stupid Celebrity Quotes
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post Jul 14 2005, 06:00 PM
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"The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff."
-- Britney Spears

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-- Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-- Brooke Shields

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-- Al Gore

"What is Wal-Mart? Is that a place where they sell walls?"
-- Paris Hilton

"Death would be a beautiful place if it looks like Brad Pitt!"
-- Carmen Electra

"I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra."
-- Britney Spears

Off the show, Rich Girls
Jaime: Isn't Benjamin Franklin that guy on the hundred dollar bill?
Ally: No stupid, he's the guy who invented electricity.

"Is it fish or is it chicken? I mean, I know it's tuna, but it says chicken of the sea..."
-- Jessica Simpson


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post Jul 15 2005, 03:51 PM
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lol, those are awesome!
 

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i heart john   Stupid Celebrity Quotes   Jul 14 2005, 06:00 PM
xlauren73x   lmao that's great. i've read a lot of geor...   Jul 14 2005, 07:56 PM
[x]Mari[x]   Aha. Those are funny... umm... lets see if I can c...   Jul 14 2005, 08:03 PM
Gypsy Eyes   QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jul 14 2005, 6:00 ...   Jul 14 2005, 08:32 PM
be-my-escape   these are really funny....I'll try to get some   Jul 15 2005, 12:04 AM
SillyCourtney   Those are great. I've actually heard a lot o...   Jul 15 2005, 12:10 AM
`SWTWiNKLE3YES   QUOTE"What is Wal-Mart? Is that a place where...   Jul 15 2005, 12:12 AM
elmogurly   lol, those are awesome!   Jul 15 2005, 03:51 PM
danielle_x3   ah, those crazy celebrities. . they're so fun...   Jul 15 2005, 05:42 PM
KissMe2408   QUOTE"Smoking kills. If you're killed, yo...   Jul 15 2005, 08:14 PM
Shortiiex   i know this stupid but i don't get the Chicken...   Jul 16 2005, 06:33 PM
Paradox of Life   QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jul 14 2005, 5:00 ...   Jul 16 2005, 06:47 PM
caligurl94   it's so funny how ppl could be so stupid! ...   Jul 17 2005, 02:21 AM
hall0w   wow these celebrities are stupid   Jul 17 2005, 12:15 PM
pandamonium   omg ahahht hats hilarous i think i know some but i...   Jul 17 2005, 05:10 PM
Bobblehead425   lol luv the 1st one....omg lol the mariah ones fun...   Jul 17 2005, 05:18 PM
salcha   HAHAHHA wow.   Jul 18 2005, 07:17 PM
SMiLEEFORMEE   "What is Wal-Mart? Is that a place where they...   Jul 18 2005, 08:33 PM
sheddingtears   QUOTE"You guys line up alphabetically by heig...   Jul 26 2005, 06:52 AM
icy_wonderland   QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jul 15 2005, 7:00 ...   Jul 26 2005, 06:58 AM
..:loveee.NuTTii   QUOTE"What is Wal-Mart? Is that a place where...   Jul 26 2005, 05:13 PM
xchrystizzle   LMAO   Jul 31 2005, 10:51 AM
hosing   I figured that since paris hilton is so rich she d...   Jul 31 2005, 11:54 AM
Angel_Cece   wow the 2nd one is outrageous. i would expect that...   Jul 31 2005, 11:56 AM
faded23   you know what celebrity says a lot of funny crap. ...   Aug 1 2005, 12:07 AM


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