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 Jul 10 2005, 01:56 AM
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 Hi, My Name is Evan  Group: Member Posts: 52 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 153,786  |
You fellowz know some good pick up lines?
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Jul 15 2005, 10:50 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 134 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,626 |
argh. pickup lines do NOT work but one or two did make me smile after reading what you guys put =) i like the handshake one.... =)
and btw, i think the only time a normal girl (ie: not a prostitute or mentally impaired) would let someone grab their boob is when they're either very drunk or having sex. teehee. |
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V_TEK pick up lines Jul 10 2005, 01:56 AM
Lo Mein Well find the stupidest pick up line online and us... Jul 10 2005, 03:54 PM
yellowgurl QUOTE(Lo Mein @ Jul 10 2005, 12:54 PM)Well fi... Jul 10 2005, 06:35 PM xMiZziexKiMx ^^ lol my 'brother' said use "do u ha... Jul 10 2005, 04:02 PM one_and_only QUOTE(xMiZziexKiMx @ Jul 10 2005, 2:02 PM)^^ ... Oct 17 2005, 06:12 PM its_annah The first one that comes to mind is:
" Are y... Jul 10 2005, 04:18 PM ishowernaked go up to a hottie and say did it hurt? wait till ... Jul 10 2005, 05:22 PM snak3y3z1001 o shit i forgot my line Jul 10 2005, 05:29 PM Frankie QUOTE(Lo Mein @ Jul 10 2005, 3:54 PM)Well fin... Jul 10 2005, 06:21 PM snak3y3z1001 QUOTE(Frankie @ Jul 10 2005, 7:21 PM)he asked... Jul 10 2005, 07:01 PM yanners QUOTE(Frankie @ Jul 11 2005, 7:21 AM)he asked... Sep 11 2005, 06:25 AM incoherent QUOTE(Frankie @ Jul 10 2005, 6:21 PM)he asked... Oct 17 2005, 07:39 PM sp3nca i dont use pick up lines...i know this really corn... Jul 10 2005, 06:51 PM celticsluvr QUOTE(sp3nca @ Jul 10 2005, 6:51 PM)i dont us... Oct 17 2005, 06:27 PM Unpredictable ive heard some cheesy ones before xP like
"C... Jul 10 2005, 06:58 PM SkaironFrenzy Um....
"If you were a booger, I'll pick ... Jul 10 2005, 07:12 PM Days Nearly Over AHEM.
Guy: Hey, do you wanna listen to some real... Jul 11 2005, 01:06 AM basick if i was your heart can i beat
or just whip it ou... Jul 11 2005, 01:51 AM WhiteLotus* "Did you just fart, 'cause you just blew ... Jul 11 2005, 02:08 AM x_angawhomps QUOTE(WhiteLotus* @ Jul 11 2005, 12:08 AM)... Jul 11 2005, 03:09 AM sadolakced acid "my mom always told me to marry for love, so ... Jul 11 2005, 03:22 AM anubis my girl friend taught me this one, believe it or n... Jul 11 2005, 04:04 AM snak3y3z1001 QUOTE(anubis @ Jul 11 2005, 5:04 AM)my girl f... Jul 11 2005, 10:02 AM SpedMonkee QUOTE(snak3y3z1001 @ Jul 11 2005, 10:02 AM)lo... Jul 11 2005, 10:27 AM Funky Buddha Just watch the movie hitch Jul 11 2005, 10:37 AM Kristinaa Yea yea, I know i shouldn't be snooping in her... Jul 11 2005, 11:16 AM GetMiNE_GetY0URS I found these funny pickup lines:
"Are you t... Jul 11 2005, 01:50 PM Lightner QUOTE(GetMiNE_GetY0URS @ Jul 11 2005, 1:50 PM... Sep 10 2005, 11:14 PM FiReFlies I know some!
Do you believe in Love at first ... Jul 11 2005, 04:57 PM Hiphop d[-_-]b i know one
"hi" Jul 15 2005, 01:09 PM lexaa621 ^ probably the best so far
but some of those othe... Sep 10 2005, 08:07 PM Levy2k6 man ya all said all the good ones..
hmm... ... Sep 10 2005, 08:49 PM deus_ex_machina i don't know about you but i'd rather have... Sep 10 2005, 10:58 PM Blue-Chan Pick-up lines are hilarious!
But I only like t... Sep 11 2005, 05:55 PM WindSorcerous QUOTEWell find the stupidest pick up line online a... Sep 11 2005, 05:59 PM RiC3xBoy Nice legs, what time do they open? Sep 11 2005, 11:31 PM yanners ^ if a guy said that too me, i'd slap him. Sep 12 2005, 06:15 AM wadester241 "If you were on the McDonalds menu, you'd... Oct 15 2005, 07:27 PM i_am_me i hope you know CPR coz you're taking my breat... Oct 16 2005, 02:26 PM evanbunnell QUOTE(i_am_me @ Oct 16 2005, 2:26 PM)i hope y... Oct 17 2005, 12:59 AM super_grover08 my friend taught me this, its supposed to be like ... Oct 16 2005, 03:06 PM BrandonSaunders Pay attention because I'll only say this once.... Oct 17 2005, 02:50 AM Lightner lol ^^^ come on.. i cant read all that!!... Oct 17 2005, 03:03 PM HoodieObsessed "Your eyes are bluer than the water in my toi... Oct 17 2005, 03:05 PM Programmer wow i think brandon covered it all...for the non c... Oct 17 2005, 05:15 PM BrandonSaunders QUOTE(Programmer @ Oct 17 2005, 4:15 PM)wow i... Oct 18 2005, 06:02 AM i heart john QUOTE(Programmer @ Oct 17 2005, 5:15 PM)be fl... Oct 19 2005, 02:54 PM ___misshilton lol...these pick up lines are reallly funny, but l... Oct 18 2005, 11:30 PM Kneuklid Romance "I'm gay."
"I have kids."
... Oct 19 2005, 03:01 PM azngrl7691 lol my friend told me these just as a joke =]
did... Mar 6 2006, 10:37 PM randomness025 QUOTEtheres really no point to pick up lines...gir... Mar 12 2006, 10:34 PM nightmare4taki I go up to em and I'm like Hey lil mama you lo... Mar 15 2006, 01:26 AM pastellove_ ^ baby call me up, I wanna see waht you got in you... Mar 15 2006, 02:47 AM APPLEjuicex pick up lines are so cheesy. Mar 15 2006, 11:01 AM xnofearx "Do you like horses?" Mar 15 2006, 11:09 AM mizz_americaz i made this one up myself
can you hold this for ... Mar 15 2006, 07:03 PM Blow_Don't_SUCK I LOVE the whole alphabet thing the one with U and... Mar 15 2006, 07:05 PM mizz_americaz lol or you can be like 50 cent
"i got no pick... Mar 15 2006, 07:08 PM RiC3xBoy "Touch it" Mar 15 2006, 07:11 PM x_far_x This one is for guys only...well it works if you... Mar 15 2006, 11:40 PM x_lilvietdreamer_x oo0 you should see this clip
http://youtube.com/wa... Mar 17 2006, 12:50 AM aicilah999 haha...pretty funny pickup lines..
" Hi, how... Mar 17 2006, 07:29 PM thumb_war_thoughts im at work right now and i just had sumone use thi... Mar 17 2006, 07:37 PM DUkk Not all too sure if this one is here yet.
Guy: He... Mar 18 2006, 04:11 AM Mr Chris I dont use pick up lines, I just say what i think/... Mar 19 2006, 02:52 AM sillakilla220 yeah pick-up lines are pretty pointless thats why ... Mar 19 2006, 02:59 AM newyork__lies they call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine lo... Mar 29 2006, 11:53 AM prettylittlexscars YAY FOR CORNY PICKUP LINES.
honestly i'd say w... Mar 29 2006, 04:05 PM mickybeans I actually think pickup lines are kind of cute, no... Apr 11 2006, 08:43 PM Bobsleddin Sanka Do yah got a mirror in you're pocket mon? Cuz ... Apr 11 2006, 08:53 PM Kunta_Kinte Sistah over there ask if you think Kunta cute. Apr 11 2006, 09:02 PM priyas " hey whats up."
^^thats one. Apr 11 2006, 10:41 PM BannanaQ "if you were a booger i'd pick you"
... Apr 12 2006, 02:08 AM birdman An English Teacher's Pick Up Line. IT ACTUALLY... Apr 13 2006, 11:31 PM My Cinderella. Did you just fart? Because you blew me away. Apr 14 2006, 05:47 PM Blow_Don't_SUCK QUOTE(My Cinderella. @ Apr 14 2006, 6:47 ... Apr 16 2006, 12:24 PM chaneun QUOTE(Blow_Don't_SUCK @ Apr 16 2006, 1... Apr 16 2006, 12:37 PM fathomlessdame pick up lines are dumb...even though theyre hilari... Apr 14 2006, 07:14 PM Someone_Like_You Are your parents retarded?
Cause you're specia... Apr 16 2006, 09:12 AM RiC3xBoy Are those rocket pants?.....You lucky bitch, tell ... Apr 16 2006, 11:47 AM Blow_Don't_SUCK ^Christine yes I did and I blew you away didn... Apr 16 2006, 01:14 PM Paul M. is baaack If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put yo... Apr 16 2006, 02:49 PM whenALLelsefails i usually dont use pickup lines. usually id just g... Apr 17 2006, 12:04 PM oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo Your just as hot as my mom... Apr 17 2006, 12:06 PM Paul M. is baaack BADDA BING, BABY. Apr 17 2006, 03:38 PM |
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