Stupid Celebrity Quotes Options

[iheartjohn]

"The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff."
-- Britney Spears

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-- Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-- Brooke Shields

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-- Al Gore

"What is Wal-Mart? Is that a place where they sell walls?"
-- Paris Hilton

"Death would be a beautiful place if it looks like Brad Pitt!"
-- Carmen Electra

"I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra."
-- Britney Spears

Off the show, Rich Girls
Jaime: Isn't Benjamin Franklin that guy on the hundred dollar bill?
Ally: No stupid, he's the guy who invented electricity.

"Is it fish or is it chicken? I mean, I know it's tuna, but it says chicken of the sea..."
-- Jessica Simpson


Post more, if you know any.

[[x]Mari[x]]

Aha. Those are funny... umm... lets see if I can come up with any... I'll google it.

Okay, not all are stupid. Just odd.

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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
- Miss Alabama, 1994 Miss USA Pageant

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
- Jason Kidd, Dallas Mavericks

"I don't like defining myself. I just am."
-Britney Spears ~Huh?

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

EDIT// Yay! More!

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
- Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated

"The world is more like it is now then it ever has before."
- Dwight Eisenhower

"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel ~ Ahaha... my favorite.

"Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it?
- Harry News, music reviewer

"I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife."
- Mike Greenwell, Baseball player

"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl