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Never Argue With a Woman
*mona lisa*
post Jun 17 2005, 05:23 PM
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A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book,"she replies, [thinking "Isn't it obvious?]"
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing; I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's probable she can also think.
 
 
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*anubis*
post Jul 14 2005, 11:21 AM
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LOL!!!!!!

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mona lisa   Never Argue With a Woman   Jun 17 2005, 05:23 PM
literemix24   Lol, true dat. =]   Jun 17 2005, 05:26 PM
xxaznxgurlxx   Hahaha.. she scared the police away .. Poor police...   Jun 17 2005, 05:50 PM
i heart john   Bwahaha. Go us!   Jun 17 2005, 08:26 PM
xbr0kensmil3   haha i wouldn't have thought of saying that   Jun 17 2005, 09:49 PM
Paradox of Life   Hahaha. Very clever.   Jun 17 2005, 11:21 PM
1--GIRL   LOL!   Jun 19 2005, 03:02 PM
crashingg   hahahahahah that is the best thing ive read in a w...   Jun 19 2005, 03:12 PM
mocassinsx29   ROFL, clever clever clever woman...   Jun 19 2005, 04:35 PM
emazing   That was smart of the woman, very smart.   Jun 21 2005, 01:27 PM
..:loveee.NuTTii   Lmao-one smart-ass woman.   Jun 21 2005, 04:51 PM
haostar   girls are scary!   Jun 21 2005, 08:54 PM
elmogurly   lol. that woman rocks!   Jul 14 2005, 03:50 AM
anubis   LOL!!!!!!   Jul 14 2005, 11:21 AM
xlauren73x   damn straight! haha like i always tell my guy ...   Jul 14 2005, 01:11 PM
[x]Mari[x]   Ooo. Quick thinking. Nice job.   Jul 14 2005, 04:54 PM
pinayprincess   yeah ... we women have beauty and brains lol   Jul 14 2005, 10:26 PM


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