Dumb Song Lyrics Options

[xquizit]

Since someone created a thread about meaningful lyrics, I just thought it would be interesting to post some of the most lame or dumb song lyrics you can think of.

"Them Jeans" - Master P

Shake what you got in them jeans (them jeans)
Girl grab the wall, then shake it like a dog...

I'm country, she country, we country
Come closer, it's a free country
Damn you cute, girl you fine
Keep it right there, I wanna make you mine
Don't play no games, I gotta keep it real
Got the magic stick and a gold grill

LMAO. How stupid and degrading. Leave it to one of the game's worst rappers to come up with some of the lamest songs ever. I'd like to see somebody pass me some lines like that so I can b*tch slap them.

[*nightmare4taki*]

Diplomats - Crunk Muzik
[Jim Jones]
This is that bang, bang, bang
To my hooligan, gang
While you movin' them thangs
And ya toolies go blast (silence)

[Cam'Ron]
That rooti, tooti, fruity, Louie, what I usually do (what's this?)
This that jump, stop, breathe, whoody-who
Gats in the truck
Platt, platt, pass to a d-d-d-uck
I'm the mince, owe me money, tat, tat, tat, what the f**k


And I keep heat, cause in these streets (what you hear?)
Just hear woop, woop, whant, whant, beep, beep (that's the cops)

So tell Lucceey (what)
That her boobi's, loco, cookie monster,

Gucci Mane ft. Young Jeezy - So Icey
[Gucci Mane]
She diggin my fit, she think I'm da shit
Is this a chain on my neck, or the watch in my wrist
Maybe the ice in my ear, or my bracelet
But she look like the type that could take a d*ck

I got so many rocks, on my chain and watch
I know I'm da shit, my chain hang down to my d*ck
I know I'm da bomb, just look at my charms
I know I'm da shit, my chain hang down to my d*ck

I'm so icy
Look at my charms
My...chain...hang...down...to my d**k

50 cent ft. Nate Dogg
[50 cent]
We're only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid loves cake