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 Jul 24 2004, 03:37 PM
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Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them "The first one who can use the words 'liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well can you do? "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?" The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says. (GET READY FOR THIS) "Liver alone. Cheese mine." |
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Jul 11 2005, 09:33 PM
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 My desperate heart is far too weak to run for you this long. Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,342 |
aww lol so cute!!! lol
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v@por Mastering the Language Jul 24 2004, 03:37 PM
conster aww lol thats so smart lol Jul 24 2004, 10:52 PM xtremeliquid Haha nice. Jul 25 2004, 01:39 AM dani41790 lol i heard that joke b4 Jul 25 2004, 04:04 PM silver rain haha, that's funny. smart dog... Jul 25 2004, 04:11 PM AzNPmPGMr thats my dog Jul 25 2004, 04:30 PM bibliomania That's funny! I never thought of that... Jul 25 2004, 04:39 PM lozerface87 WHY WHERE THE DOGS TALKING?! hmm haha yeah i... Jul 25 2004, 06:56 PM black_cloud10 i <3 the taco bell dog Jul 25 2004, 06:58 PM v@por QUOTE(black_cloud10 @ Jul 25 2004, 6:58 PM)i ... Jul 25 2004, 09:25 PM huihead lol wow smart dog Jul 25 2004, 09:30 PM HuGs_fOr_yOu Lmao, that's great Jul 25 2004, 09:31 PM strwbrrykiwi23 haha really cute Jul 26 2004, 02:30 PM x AZN D0RKii x o 0h aha how cute ! Jul 26 2004, 02:35 PM x hYpErRoSeY x lol! thats so funni Jul 26 2004, 03:20 PM IIO__oII hahahaha thats a cute joke.
haha Jul 27 2004, 04:30 PM elmogurly ohh, that dog is some cute stuff! Jul 3 2005, 03:53 AM anqie haha i cheated and saw the last line first and i s... Jul 3 2005, 05:07 AM *ilalaloveyou<3* lol
i miss the taco bell dog, i haven't seen h... Jul 3 2005, 06:20 PM xsweetxcandyx haha
thats soo cute Jul 6 2005, 02:04 AM berry_lickable corny.
but cute. Jul 6 2005, 02:46 AM Paradox of Life Yes, that was very corny. But it's still funny... Jul 6 2005, 12:12 PM lolita kitty thats corny. yet cute. that dog has skills! Jul 6 2005, 07:55 PM danielle_x3 lol smart dog. Jul 7 2005, 07:41 PM laxumaster8 haha...lol Jul 7 2005, 07:43 PM Hiphop d[-_-]b haha cool dog Jul 7 2005, 08:44 PM im_aGERM hahah thats cute. Jul 7 2005, 08:54 PM jnukes uhhhhhhhhhhhh
http://www.createblog.com/forums/i... Jul 8 2005, 03:27 AM yellowgurl haha i actually never heard this one. Jul 8 2005, 03:35 AM
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