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![]() Hi, My Name is Evan ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 52 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 153,786 ![]() |
You fellowz know some good pick up lines?
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![]() A laugh spreads, so do some spreading! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 529 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,319 ![]() |
I found these funny pickup lines:
"Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because youre looking 'Grrrrreat!'" "Do you know karate? Cause your body sure is kickin!" "I may not be the best looking guy in here, but Im the only one talking to you." "If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, Id have five cents." "Whats a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?" "I noticed you noticing me, and Id like to notify you that I noticed you, too." "I havent taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra." "Are you Jamaican? Cause ja makin me crazy." "Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend hes a lucky man?" "Hi, my names Right ... Mr. Right." "Ill marry you tomorrow, but lets honeymoon tonight." "Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me." "I didnt know that Miss America lived here!" "Hi, Im Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me." "Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!" "Are you from Tennessee? Cause youre the only ten-I-see." "Damn! And I thought I was good looking!" "My last name is "Visa," because Im everywhere you want to be!" "You come on as strong as a garlic milkshake!" "My friend wants to know if you think Im cute." "Ive seen you at the grocery store, baby; youre always in the same isles as the sugar, cause youre so sweet." "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" "Girl, you must be tired, 'cause you've been running in my mind all day." "Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can really see myself in them." |
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